Hewlett Packard

a type of company that likes slowing your computer down with bloatware



Hewlett Packard

by NukifyouBuk on Dec 05, 2010 03:53:44

Hewlett Packard, abbreviated HP, is a corporation dedicated to manufacturing top-of-the-line malfunctioning, Cambodian sweatshop assembled, eAIDS infested plastic and metal scraps or "personal computers" run on Mongolian prostitutes' tit milk. HP laptops are as reliable, trustworthy, and totally clean of any "surprises" as much as a Hoe's Pussy. HP laptops are like used Afghani goat condoms repacked and assured of their technological innovativeness, technologically a hybrid between an ACER, a shopping cart, and liquidated, metal casted soiled drapes.
Example:
-Dude you bought an HP? Hewlett Packard "laptop" resting on my bed)
Yeah. She's tired though, she fucks me so hard 24/7 bitch almost caused a fire.

-How much?
$1500


Hewlett Packard

by PCWreader on Jun 23, 2009 10:08:41

Rated worst computer company for two years by PC World.
Example:
PC World said "Apple soars. Acer and eMachines soar. HP(Hewlett Packard) snoars."


Hewlett Packard

by HP-slave on Aug 30, 2008 09:30:03

Syn: Sucks
Example:
Hey, man. I _know_ Hewlett Packard SUCKS! I work there.


Hewlett Packard

by MetalPunk on Dec 04, 2008 12:53:41

A great computer company until you actually open it up and see the cluttered mess inside. They are good computers but pretty hard to customize.
Example:
"I opened my Hewlett Packard to find the RAM hidden behind a bunch of loose wires."


Hewlett Packard

by HP hater on Dec 21, 2004 09:44:39

Crappiest Computer Company ever. after a few years, the computer will have hardware problems. Your Laptop won't charge due to broken power socket or your CD Burner on your desktop starts to make funny noises. They are also hard to upgrade because wires are everywhere so it's hard to upgrade your memory, harddrive, etc.
Example:
Person: Why my laptop won't charge?
Person2: It's a Hewlett Packard. ~_~


Hewlett Packard

by Majestic Lizard on May 14, 2007 04:43:00

Company that makes substandard desktop computers, but has mediocre customer service.

Known for putting cheap proprietary parts (such as underpowered power supplies) in desktop computers so that the parts fail around the time the warranty expires. Forcing customers to either buy overpriced proprietary parts from HP, or buy new PCs.

This is good news for technicians who know of work arounds to repairing Hewlett Packards. Most computers seen at repair shops are, in fact, Hewlett Packards.

However,
Example:
Jim bought an Hewlett Packard desktop in July of 2006 and it lasted until exactly after the warranty ran out.


hewlett packard

by TheNextBillGates on Jan 15, 2010 13:28:46

A once great technology company that probably makes the majority of its money in the enterprise sector while designing and manufacturing inferior-quality consumer-level products with horrifically poor customer support.

A recent example is the wave of HP- and Compaq-branded laptops with wifi and video failures out-of-warranty; HP's only response is to either fix the machine for two-thirds what the customer paid or suggest a replacement...paid for by the customer, of course.
Example:
My Hewlett Packard laptop died not two years after I bought it. I'm buying an ASUS next time.


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