I will stab you
A non-threatening threat. Basically, it's how one will show their anger to another, quickly look around for a sharp object, fail in finding one, and say the threat anyways, not being able to back it up. Usually used in a friendly manner, where the speaker (probably) won't stab the other guy, anyway.I stab you
Example:
Mr. Miller, the Euro teacher, can't pull off saying "I stab you". Only that weird kid with the scarf can.
Mr. Miller, the Euro teacher, can't pull off saying "I stab you". Only that weird kid with the scarf can.