IHOP

The International House of Pancakes.



IHOP
The only acceptable place to eat at when it's five in the morning and you're drunk and you just want to eat a sandwich and get into fights with other patrons for throwing snot rags on your table
Example:
Hey, I'm hungry. Want to go to IHOP?


IHOP
(International House of Prayer) IHOP

A large "not for profit" organization named IHOP (International House of Prayer) that calls itself a church. Pretty much a collection of people who have drank the Kool-Aid all from out of state. The organization has bought most of the for sale houses in Grandview and South Kansas City. Widely regarded by many as Grandview's Cult.
Example:
I'm drunk man!
Me too. Wanna go to IHOP??
The Church or the Restaurant?
The restaurant man!
Cool, I'd kick your ass if I thought you were a Hopper!
Nah bra, I didn't drink the Kool Aid.


IHOP
Not sure if everyone's just from the states, because here in Canada the IHOP restaurants are an absolute ripoff and scam!

A typical breakfast meal for four can cost you well over $150. Just one ordinary omelette costs $34. Five run-of-the-mill pancakes costs $18.

Excuse me but wtf!?!???

Just go read the Google Maps reviews for IHOP in the Niagara Falls region and you can see the countless reviews and pictures of the food. The quality is really nothing special, subpar even. And the portions are small.

There are plenty of other great brunch places in Canada, both local and large franchises, that serve better tasting food for MUCH less.

IHOP? More like I AVOID!
Example:
Him: Wanna go to IHOP?
Her: Sure! I could totally use some pancakes rn

Meanwhile in Canada....

Guy 1: BRO! I just got robbed by IHOP!
Guy 2: Oh no how much did you lose?
Guy 1: Over 150!! The food looked so sad, was like as if they microwaved it, and they didn't even give us bacon with our eggs
Guy 2: That sucks man, sounds like the worst brunch place ever.


IHOP
Example:
I Hate all these old people coming here to IHOP eating pancakes!

It's want the Employees tell me about all the Old People coming in late night to eat pancakes,when they would like to take a break.

Old People should be in Bed late night and not up at IHOP at 2am in the morning.

The Employees said to the Old Man,get your antique ass out of here.If you want something to eat go somewhere else!...


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