Jacoby

A spinning 360 backflip layout cork 900 into a spinning fury slipping a cock into your mom



Jacoby
A very chill,laid out,funny,sexy person. A person who is very nice and kind once you know him. He usually makes quality content for others. He's always down for his friends.Has deep strong emotional feelings for the people he loves most. An Irreplaceable guy. A dude that all the girls would like to fuck. And has a big dick.
Example:
Jacoby is a real one

Omg i fucking love Jacoby


Jacoby
Total Douchebag that no one likes. Will go out with a girl and be a total asshat to her bestfriend. Breaks promises. Says they will try harder and try less.
Example:
Jacoby: I promise to tell her best friend before I break up with her.

*breaks up*

Bestfriend: What. The . Hell.


Jacoby
A man or young boy who thinks he has a large "thing" but when it comes down to it, he just has a small, acne infested package. He mine as well just swim in grease, it will do his thriving acne some good.
Example:
Ew, who would ever want to go out with that hideous Jacoby?


Jacoby
A Jacoby is a overweight piece of shit who has a penis that’s so small it practically can be counted as a vagina.Jacoby is a word typically used to describe someone with a small and chose like penis.Jacoby’s typically have a affection towards guys typically white.If you encounter a Jacoby make sure you stay far away they like grinding in men and sucking cock like a pencil sharpener.
Example:
Hey look at that fat Jacoby over there.


JACOBY
JACOBY

A PERSON OR THING THAT EVERYONE WANTS TO BE LIKE. SOMEONE OR SOMETHING THAT MAKES PEOPLE LAUGH. SOMETHING THAT EVERYONE MUST HAVE AT LEAST ONE OF. ALMOST LIKE A DRUG THAT MAKES YOU FEELS GOOD.
THE WAY COOL HOST ON MTV! A REALLY HOT GUY THAT ALL THE GIRLS GOT TO GET WITH.

Example:
I WAS FEELING LIKE SHIT, THEN I TOOK A JACOBY AND HAVE FELT GREAT ALL DAY!

DID YOU SEE THAT JACOBY, I HAVE GOT TO GET ME ONE OF THOSE!

I WAS HAVING A SHITTY DAY UNTIL I HUNG OUT WITH JACOBY.



Jacobi
A drink accidentally created in Cabo, Mexico and perfected in San Antonio, Texas thereafter by a mutha fucka jones badass who also goes by Tanto Goldstien, but his friends call him Bubba. His real name is Jacob.

It is composed of Absolute Citron vodka and cranberry with a splash of pineapple. The pineapple offsets the tartness of the cranberry just perfectly, just like his tongue offsets her bitterness when licked.
Example:
I want to get fucked up and I only know how to effectively do that with a Jacobi!

Jacobis remind me of the sunsets in the pool all day drinking from 9AM until someone passed out cold!

Give me Jacobis or give me death!


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