fingernails

A sharp pointy object located at the end of a finger. (In some cases, there have been reports of the stated object appearing at the end of toes. However, this statement cannot be confirmed as there is currently no proof of the named existence.) Often very sharp, the above substance can be used as a weapon. (Said cases HAVE been reported.) If you find yourself growing these strange objects, please note that yearly trimming should be practiced for your own safety, lest you dig them into your own flesh by mistake. Usually, pain follows. However, this cannot be confirmed either, as no real cases have been reported of this strange action.



fingernail

by Ryan Guide on Aug 21, 2007 12:38:22

The number one cause of vaginal tearing resulting in bad days for both women and men.
Example:
My cooter hurts; I thought I told you to trim the fingernail on your poker finger.


Fingernails

by Sydney09326 on May 14, 2008 15:38:10

Flat bed of the crap your hair was made out of, put on your fingers for you to bite off.
Example:
Nathan:"Man I'm really nervous about the test tomorrow.."
Bree:"Oh dang, you should get some fingernails."


violin fingernails

by alyzard46 on Feb 13, 2011 09:58:47

Violinists and players of other string instruments must keep their fingernails extremely short in order to play well. It is commonly referred to as "Violin/Violinist Fingernails"
Example:
Whoa, those are some serious violin fingernails!


Fingernail Lottery

by Francois Fromage on Jun 09, 2010 07:55:57

Risky game of chance, typically played by the lower classes or students, where a much-needed visit to the toilet is followed by the depressing realisation that there is a very limited amount of toilet paper at the user´s disposal.
Example:
Guy 1: "Last night, Mandy invited me round for a free manicure as part of her beautician´s course."

Guy 2: "Wow, she is so hot. How did it go?"

Guy 1: "Pretty well until it became abundantly clear that I play the Fingernail Lottery every week."

"Such was my urgent need, I locked the toilet door in great haste, lowered my britches and dropped some friends off at the pool. Only then did I note the dire lack of toilet tissue. My heart sank in the sad knowledge that I would have to play the Fingernail Lottery."
Hard Times, Charles Dickens


fingernail shrapnel

by wolfbait51 on Apr 29, 2011 14:36:51

The projectile fingernail clippings that fly off on random trajectories when the nails are clipped.Most dangerous are the eye shrapnel.Most embarrassing is the shrapnel that you couldn't see where it went only to find out later from a friend at work that you have a fingernail clipping in your hair.
Example:
I now wear goggles when clipping my nails to protect my eyes from fingernail shrapnel.


fingernail fudge

by Woody Thomas on Sep 23, 2006 22:50:40

the feces under you fingernail after you have had your finger up a woman's ass. Often goes unnoticed at first due to the excitement of the moment when fucking her pussy and fingering her ass simultaneously.
Example:
I washed my hands but there was still a trace of fingernail fudge from when I was with Sherry.


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