Jerry Sandusky Sausage Surprise
When you Go to McDonald’s and order a
sausage biscuit, but it is a trap. It isn’t a McDonald’s, but rather it is the Penn State locker room. Instead of a sausage biscuit, you get Jerry Sanduskys sausage in your biscuits, and you scream in agony as he turns you from a “
tight end” to a “
wide receiver”.