darning

When you get really mad and you’re a good christian so you don’t want to have profane language.



Darn
It means damn
Example:
Gall darn it


darn
A commonly used substitute for 'Damn,' in craptacular American animated series.
Example:
*A giant flaming comet speeds towards the archvillian of some cartoon, obviously going to kill or severly injure him*
Villian: Oh Darn It!


darn
What someone says if they're afraid to say damn
Example:
Guy afraid to say damn: DARN IT!
Other guy: What?
Guy afraid to say damn: Another darn PHP error
Other guy: It's okay to say damn...


darn
A way for 'religious types' to say damn without offending others of their ilk.

More importantly, its a way of releasing anger when something happens, but unlike the originator - "Damn", it doesnt roll off the tongue so easily and would appear to repress the repressed 'religious types' even moreso than if they had gone all out and said the word "Damn"
Example:
Darn it, I just killed my wife and two children crashing into a tree. I'm such a Darn fool! I'll be damned to hell, DARN it!


Darn
A child-friendly version of the word damn, created by a bunch of retards at the Catholic Church, due to the word's religious significance, but is now ridiculous to teach in our growing liberal society, and because it has the exact same damn meaning as damn.
Example:
6 year old boy: Dammit! I hate my life! I hate my damn school! I hate my damn parents! I hate my damn brother! I hate that we're damn poor! I just wanna kill myself, damnit!

Mom: (gasp) You can't say damn! That's a bad word! Say darn instead.

6 year old boy: That sounds stupid! I wanna say damn!

Mom: If you say damn anymore, God is going to send you to hell when you die!

6 year old boy: Oh, okay, I'll say darnit instead.


Darning
A Warning that comes too late.
Example:
Chester Qualsneck was upset to find out shortly after drinking his 5 hour energy that the bottle had been lying in a birdbath, utterly forgotten for the last year and a half. His outburst of anger toward his laughing "friends" indicated that he would have much preferred a warning rather than the loathsome darning.


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