Key-lime pie

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Key Lime Pie
Refers to the ovaries or vaginal passage. Usually smells like moldy limes.

An offensive term.
Example:
After all those tickle pickle fishes i did last night, i will NEVER look at my key lime pie the same way AGAIN.....!!!


Key Lime Pie
A sexual practice in which a man ejaculates in either the vagina of a woman, or the anus of either a woman or a man and then inserts one or both of his testicles in to the semen filled orifice.
Example:
"I took my mom out for dessert tonight"

"What did you guys have?"

"Key lime pie."

"Awwww, gross dude"

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"At the orgy tomorrow night I hope to get a little key lime pie while I'm giving a key lime pie of my own to that hot secretary, Trish."


Alabama Key Lime Pie
To urinate inside the ass of your significant other then proceed to fuck her until a major load of jizzz has been blown from the cock. The interesting combination of jizzz and urine will then resemble that of a Key Lime Pie in the butthole of your significant other.
Example:
Cletus was extremely hungry and horny so he proceeded to perform an Alabama Key Lime Pie on Laqueesha.


The Key Lime Pie
A homosexual activity where one male partner proceeds to ejaculate inside the other male partner's anal cavity, to which immediately after, pisses in the anal cavity to prevent STDs due to the acidity of the piss, much like the Cream Pie
Example:
Andres performed the Key Lime Pie to prevent STDs with his partner, Aaron


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