LAPD

The most unorganized police angency in the history of mankind, known for racial profiling, being in every single cop movie, in every police case where people are run over by tanks.The LAPD also has a UHF communications network that rivals that of most european countries. so please, if your gonna smoke weed, do it in LA, you'll never get cought



LAPD

by Anonymous on Aug 24, 2003 04:36:06

Los Angeles Police Division. Responsible for being racist and failing miserably at solving murders.
Example:
Too bad the LAPD isn't better at investigations, because lots of people get murdered in LA.


LAPD

by Bitchin Kitchen on Dec 18, 2003 07:57:54

1. Acronym for Los Angeles Police Department- The famed Police agency which participates in several hundred high speed pursuits, murders, and drug busts every year. Have respect for the LAPD, they have a tough job!
2. Acronym for Love And Peace, Dude- The name of a Bakersfield band that had some members of Korn in it.
Example:
1. I got pulled over by an LAPD motor cop last night for doing 129 in a school zone. Oh well, I shouldnt have been going 104 miles per hour over the speed limit anyway.
2. Did you see that LAPD show in 1991 at Jerry's Pizza in downtown Bakersfield? Awesome show!


LAPD

by Boosted SR20 on Feb 15, 2006 16:14:45

Stands for Los Angeles Police Department. Unlike the Paramedics or the Fire Department the LAPD doesn't serve any realy purpose other than terrorising innocent civilians. The staff of LAPD is very unpleasant to deal with, often drawing weapons for no apparent reason.
Example:
A month ago I was pulled over for speeding. True I was going 90 in a 35 but there were no other cars. The faggoty cop drew a gun and waited for equally faggoty back up, who proceeded to cuff me and put me in the back of the squad car. After throughly checking everything that could have allowed them to take me to jail and not finding anything wrong they let me go with a speeding ticket. The ticket=how much I make in 2 weeks. My canceled insurance policy=another 2 weeks. What's the outcome? I get fucked over cause they have nothing better to do than pull people over.

On the other hand 2 weeks ago I was at a performance parts shop where a meeting was arranged. Close to 50 cars showed up. Several hours later cops show up and start walking through the parking lot writing tickets for modifications on various cars. The very next week there's another meeting and again the cops are there to hassle people. The pig parks the car and starts talking to the shop owner about how "this and that... loud... can be mistaken for gang activity... blah..." when somebody runs a light at the intersection where the shop is located and hits 2 cars. The guy decides to run and speeds off. Everyone at the meeting starts yelling telling the cop to go after the guy. It takes him forever to get in and drive away in a leisurely manner. Half an hour later he comes back and tells the big news "I didn't catch him, he got away."

Moral? Somebody wrecks a Corolla and a Camry and runs and gets away with it, but I get a month's worth of pay taken away for driving fast on an empty street. THAT'S how useful the LAPD is.


LAPD

by sothercaliforniaguy on Feb 03, 2005 12:37:30

A great Police Department. Primary duty is to protect and to serve. if you live in Los Angeles or are visiting, you call 911 (The LAPD) when you need help. The Police department that maintains law and order...if there were no Police in L.A. it would so crazy and more violent.
Example:
Help call 911 were being robbed. Thank God the Police are here.


LAPD

by flo-bare situations on Jan 05, 2008 23:27:09

London Asshole Po-lice Department. If you're reppin in the LDN, this applies to you, so if you're cruisin around piccadily or edgeware road a bit drunk or high on shisha or whatever and you see a cop car, someone in the car will say in a stupid voice 'its the LAPD, London Asshole Po-lice Department', get me?, and every will respond with a 'BOOF BOOF!', cos its famblad, family bizniss, pure, safe yeh?
The phrase was coined by Big Mo, safe, but 'low Epsom tings yeh?
Example:
RT Bizzle Situations: Lacartes is growing so much bruf
Flo-bare/TommyGunz: ruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuudeboi!
Salad Tings: you like a bit mooooody n ting!
Big Mo: waaasss gwandarisin, its the LAPD, London Asshole Po-lice department! have some more Bailey (sic, 's' of Bailey's missed out), its good shizzl ma nizzl
Flo-bare/TommyGunz: u sure oh mighty gibbon?


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