LASER

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lasers

by KPrinz on Jul 03, 2009 13:34:32

coming from the title of Lupe Fiasco's upcoming album "Lasers" are the opposite of losers.
Example:
"Lasers shed light on injustice and inequality. Losers stand by and let things happen. Lasers act and shape their own destinies. Lasers find meaning and direction in the mysteries all around them. Lasers stand for love and compassion Lasers stand for peace. Lasers stand for progression. Lasers are revolutionary. Lasers are the future. We will not lose beause we are not losers, we are Lasers!"


laser

by cool_walking_ on Apr 01, 2009 15:18:42

Synonym for "cool". Used especially when one wants to draw attention to one's own dorkiness, as this term itself is dorky. For instance, one could use it to describe something which is cool only because oneself is a dork.
Example:
Alice: Heisenberg is speeding down the street and he gets pulled over by a cop and the cop is like "do you know how fast you were going?" and he says "no, but i know exactly where i am!"

Bob: hahaha laser!


laser

by Leelo Dallas Multipass on Nov 12, 2005 17:54:09

A technology that is useful for creating high-intensity, coherent, unidirectional light.

It works like this: Atoms of a particular material are excited (given energy) by various means (usually by applying a current); when more atoms in this material are 'excited' than 'stable' a light beam is passed through the material which causes the 'excited' atoms to revert back to their 'stable' state (sometimes in stages); this stimulates the emission of additional light; the process is repeated until the light beam is amplified to the desired energy, at which stage it leaves the system.
Example:
To understand how a laser works you need to learn quantum mechanics and atomic and nuclear physics.


Lasered

by Krunkmister on Oct 02, 2007 16:22:31

A term in Halo 3 similar to verbs like sniped, when some is fragged directly through the Spartan Laser. This is shown in the text commentary as player 1 lasered Player 2. This is known to be one of the more comedic sayings of Halo 3.
Example:
Did you see how I lasered both of them them in one charge?!


Laser

by rawrkadi on Sep 13, 2010 00:49:10

It is the one word that can override shotgun. Whenever someone calls shotgun before you, and you call out laser, you get the seat.
Example:
Situation: Micky, David, and Pilar are happily eating in greasy fast food joint, when Micky gets the call: their mom is pulling up on the corner.

Micky jumps out of his seat and heads towards the door. Just before the door closes, Micky lets his siblings know that the car is approaching.

Micky: Shotgun. Ha ha ha. Ha.

Pilar and David: Shotgun!

Micky: Too bad! I called it. Better luck later, losers.

Pilar: Well, laser! Now what, punk.

Micky and David, then, get into the backseat of the car with an air of humiliation.

Pilar whispers: Laser beats all.


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