Make tea
To clean your butt in the shower with the handheld sprayer instead of using toilet paper. The resultant brown liquid (tea) goes safely down the drain.
make tea
Usually occurs on a very hot day. This event happens when sweat starts to form/accumulate on and around the scrotum.
make tea
Step 1) Pee into recipients mouth
Step 2) Dip balls into mouth with remaining liquid (teabag)
Step 3) You have made tea
Step 2) Dip balls into mouth with remaining liquid (teabag)
Step 3) You have made tea
Example:
Dog, I made tea with that girl last night, it was lemony
He definitely made bitter tea with that broad
Hey, I hafta pee, lets make tea!
Dog, I made tea with that girl last night, it was lemony
He definitely made bitter tea with that broad
Hey, I hafta pee, lets make tea!
make tea
Step 1) Pee into recipients mouth
Step 2) Dip balls into mouth with remaining liquid (teabag)
Step 3) You have made tea
Step 2) Dip balls into mouth with remaining liquid (teabag)
Step 3) You have made tea
Example:
Dog, I made tea with that girl last night, it was lemony
He definitely made bitter tea with that broad
Hey I hafta pee, leets make tea!
Dog, I made tea with that girl last night, it was lemony
He definitely made bitter tea with that broad
Hey I hafta pee, leets make tea!
Poo Card Makes The Tea?
A quick card Game to decide who makes a round of tea! Played with a certain pack of "watersports" playing cards from Amsterdam, where all the cards have piss related pictures on them, except one of the jokers which is poo related!
Players are determined by the number of people that would like a cup of tea! (if u dont play u dont get one)
Whoever happens to pick up the "Piss Cards" first is automatically the dealer! (usually the person that suggested the game)
The cards are then shuffled and dealt out one card at a time to each player starting from the dealers left until one person gets dealt "The Poo Card"!
Then that person has to make everyone involved in the game a cup of tea!
Players are determined by the number of people that would like a cup of tea! (if u dont play u dont get one)
Whoever happens to pick up the "Piss Cards" first is automatically the dealer! (usually the person that suggested the game)
The cards are then shuffled and dealt out one card at a time to each player starting from the dealers left until one person gets dealt "The Poo Card"!
Then that person has to make everyone involved in the game a cup of tea!
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Cash me inside, make me some tea
Cash me inside, make me some tea
1. When you visit your friends often they know to make you a nice cup of English Tea when you come over.
2. When you have an argument or a fight with someone, however it is too cold outside for either of you to sort it out outside, so you stay inside.
1. When you visit your friends often they know to make you a nice cup of English Tea when you come over.
2. When you have an argument or a fight with someone, however it is too cold outside for either of you to sort it out outside, so you stay inside.
Example:
Example :
1. " I'm coming over Niamh, it's just a 5 minute walk, do me a favour, Cash me inside, make me some tea".
2. " OH my God how dare you talk about my mother like that you cow, it's -5°c out there ! So Cash me inside, make me some tea!!"
Example :
1. " I'm coming over Niamh, it's just a 5 minute walk, do me a favour, Cash me inside, make me some tea".
2. " OH my God how dare you talk about my mother like that you cow, it's -5°c out there ! So Cash me inside, make me some tea!!"