two points

Two points is an expression meaning “nice shot”. It originally rose from basketball, but has come to be used in many situations where someone demonstrates skill at hitting a target. Also used in a sarcastic sense when someone does something profoundly clumsy.



two point conversion
Taking a break from watching a football game to take a shit, usually during half time, a commercial or while the game is paused on DVR.
Example:
I wanted to wait to half time but had to hit pause for a two point conversion after that huge bean burrito.


two-point conversion
After having sex (or getting a blowjob), when a girl starts giving the guy PCH but then continues to suck the guy's dick until he has a second orgasm.
Example:
"Dude, how did things go with Rachel last night?"

"Awesome... we did it doggystyle, and then she went for the two-point conversion afterwards."


two-point conversion
While going number 1 at a urinal, a man may realize the sudden need to poop. The process of moving from the urinal to a stall in which he can go number 2 is called a two-point conversion.
Example:
Sorry guys, I thought it would be a quick stop, but after the tacos I had to perform a two-point conversion.


two point five
half of a cop. A law enforcement officer who wears a light blue uniform but has no real authority. They are usually dicks who patrol parks making sure no one vandalizes or smokes weed. Hated by most they are a nuisance. They can only tell you to wait here while they call the real cops.
Example:
"hey look a two point five"
"dude don't worry they can't do shit to us"


two-point conversion
the two-point conversion occurs when a man is having unprotected anal sex with another man. upon reaching orgasm and ejaculating in his partner's anus, he screams "TOUCHDOWN!", and punches his partner in the testicles.
Example:
"I can't believe Derek went for the two-point conversion last night; my nuts are still sore!"


two point conversion
As you are urinating into a toilet while standing, you decide that you also have to defecate. You then switch to sitting position to void your bowels.

On a side note: It is considered good form to "cut off" your urine stream before switching to the sitting position unless you can execute a toilet straddling position. It is also not recommended to attempt a two-point conversion if your starting position is at a urinal, unless you have a stall waiting.
Example:
I usually don't poo at bars, but those chili cheese fries made me go for a two point conversion.


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