Maneuver

The shameful act of gorging on an amount of fast food that could easily feed three people, while listening to talk radio, preferably The Big O & Dukes Show 106.7 WJFK, and sitting in the parking lot of the establishment from which you just purchased said food.



The Maneuver
The ultimate act of brotherhood, requiring:
1 Shower
1 Loofah
Body Wash/Soap
4 or more of your best bros in the world.

Whilst naked in the shower, one bro is assisted into a handstand by two holders, who guide the first bro's legs so that they are spread with one leg on each side of the showerhead, with water flowing down onto his grundle/gouch. The fourth bro takes a soapy loofah and proceeds to scrub the first bro's grundle. A brotation must be made to ensure that all bros take equal turns holding, but in most cases one bro will be the designated cleaner. It is important to note that, while it may seem excessive, The Maneuver is NOT gay but rather the greatest expression of bromosexuality known to mankind.
Example:
David: Let's go do the maneuver!

Noah: OK, gather up the bro crew.


Maneuvering
When you’re just riding down the interstate makin serves and smokin blunts with the homies ,all at the same time
Example:
“Bro what’s up”
“Bruh I’m out here maneuvering on these lames with the gas pack ridin shotgun and my dawg in the back with the shotgun


Adama Maneuver
The act of dropping a Battlestar several times the size of a Nimitz-class carrier into the atmosphere and going into freefall whilst launching fighters. The Battlestar then jumps back out into orbit less than 100 feet from the ground, leaving a flaming silhouette in its place and creating a megaginormous thunderclap. Also known as the Husker Hailmary, the Maneuver was patented by Admiral William Adama, one of the greatest TV characters of all time on Battlestar Galactica (best show on television) and was one of the centerpieces of probably the best BSG (best show on television) episodes yet, "Exodus, Part II".
Example:
"Dude, the Adama Maneuver is completely infeasible when it comes to physics!"
"STFU n00b! It's BSG (best show on television)! Who cares?"


Sal Maneuver
The process in which you press down on your penile shaft after you get to the "half-chub" stage to increase blood flow and erectile activity into the penis. This method is strategic when you are feeling too tired to bone, suffering from old age, low testosterone, erectile dysfunction, or erectile tissue malfunctions due to overuse synthetic steroidal intake. Once you press down firmly enough, you will soon feel a rush of adrenaline from the Salwasser Gods and you may then proceed to thrash any and every vaginal tissue in sight. Please proceed with caution once attempting this maneuver

(CAUTION: DO NOT USE IF UNDER THE AGE OF 35, SERIOUS HYPER-ERECTILE INJURIES CAN OCCUR)
Example:
Wife: Honey, I just got home late and I am ready to straddle you like the good old days

Husband: babe, I'm really tired, and haven't even got near the quarter-chub stage in months

Wife: Remember the Sal maneuver?

Husband: That's it! Exactly what I needed!

*Husband feels young again and begins to thrash Wife*


Ico Maneuver
Going straight for a girl's ass, without fucking her in the pussy first. Doing anal as the first sex act, before intercourse or oral sex.
Example:
"Dude, that girl is such a slut, that I tried an Ico Maneuver and she fell for it."

"I can`t believe that Hank tried an Ico Maneuver with me last night! So rude!"


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