Whitehead
When someone stands next to you while your picture is taken, then uses it as an implied endorsement in their political campaign. Can also be done with business cards, articles of clothing, your car and pets.A phrase made popular in the 2020 Kootenai County, Idaho Sheriff election.Whitehead
n 1. A permanent white mark, generally upon one's head, that indicates the status of "leader of ritual sacrifices" in a literary cult.
v 2. To create the white mark refered to in definition 1.
v 3. To inflict a meaningless white mark upon another's head.
v 4. To beat someone over the head with a coconut until their head turns white.
v 2. To create the white mark refered to in definition 1.
v 3. To inflict a meaningless white mark upon another's head.
v 4. To beat someone over the head with a coconut until their head turns white.
Example:
1. I thought that Sheila was a normal girl, until I spotted the whitehead she kept covered under her bandana.
2. As Silvia cast the sacrificial goat into the fiery volcano, the chief of the Hawthorne Literary Cult whiteheaded her.
3. Badfield, the most rowdy child in Mrs. Lit's first grade class, was known for rubbing chalk dust over his hands, and then whiteheading other children.
4. Sweety and Tweety became so sick of each other after being stuck on a deserted island together for seventy-three years that they whiteheaded each other, and were jubilant all the while.
1. I thought that Sheila was a normal girl, until I spotted the whitehead she kept covered under her bandana.
2. As Silvia cast the sacrificial goat into the fiery volcano, the chief of the Hawthorne Literary Cult whiteheaded her.
3. Badfield, the most rowdy child in Mrs. Lit's first grade class, was known for rubbing chalk dust over his hands, and then whiteheading other children.
4. Sweety and Tweety became so sick of each other after being stuck on a deserted island together for seventy-three years that they whiteheaded each other, and were jubilant all the while.
Whitehead
Example:
"Like, this sucks. I just got Whiteheaded with a five-page essay on mirror imagery in The Scarlet Letter."
"Like, this sucks. I just got Whiteheaded with a five-page essay on mirror imagery in The Scarlet Letter."
whitehead
To pull out of an engagement, usually at the last minute, after initiating the event in the first place. To renege on a social agreement.
Whiteheadism
Doing a "Whitehead". This involves unnecessarily embarrising ones self. Comes from the antics of Thomas Whitehead.
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Example:
Barb's whitehead was so ripe and perfect, when she popped it, puss went all over the mirror! Awesome!
Barb's whitehead was so ripe and perfect, when she popped it, puss went all over the mirror! Awesome!
the Whitehead
The act of releasing semen into a rubber, then squeezing the aforementioned cum towards the closed end of the condom. Aim the little tip at your woman's face while squeezing until the condom breaks and the cum bursts onto her face like a zit onto a mirror. Also known as delayed bukaki.
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Example:
Driver: It sure is a beutiful day.
Passenger: Holy shit, watch out for that whitehead!!
Driver: -swerves to avoid head-on collision- Thanks man. That old fucker almost killed us.
Driver: It sure is a beutiful day.
Passenger: Holy shit, watch out for that whitehead!!
Driver: -swerves to avoid head-on collision- Thanks man. That old fucker almost killed us.