MexiCan't

A pessimistic Mexican.



mexican't
A person of Mexican descent who does display characteristics typical of his or her cultural background. Examples include:
* not speaking any Spanish
* never having viewed a brick of pot
* does not live with at least 4 extended family members
* does not wear hoops (female)
* hates Selena
* no mustache (male or female)
* Jewish, Buddhist, Muslim or anything not related to Catholicism
* hates tequila, corona and jumping castles
* thinks Jessica Alba is a real Latina
* has no idea who Pancho Villa is
* says Pan-cho Vill-ah
* hates futbol (gooooooooooal)
Example:
Man, Maria-Elena is such a Mexican't, she doesn't even draw her eyebrows on!!!


Mexican't
A person whom is Mexican but may or may not be mixed with another race. This person can't speak Spanish, can't eat spicy foods, can't be in the sun too long, can't swim or dance salsa. All the stereo typical things one thinks a Mexican is known for this person can't do.
Example:
Did you notice Erika didn't eat the salsa I made? Oh didn't you know she is a Mexican't!


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