mexican food

It's almost always......A tortilla with meat, cheese and lettuce.No, seriously.What is a taco? A tortilla with meat, cheese and lettuce.What is a burrtio? A tortilla with meat, cheese and lettuce.What is a fajita? A tortilla with meat, cheese and lettuce.What are nachos? Little tortillas with meat, cheese and lettuce.But seriously. Mexican food is food from Mexico.And it's good.:D



Mexican food
The only food worth having to take an epic shit after eating.
Example:
Mexican food is just that good.


mexican food standoff
If someone is browsing a section of a shelf at a grocery where you need something from and pretend to look at other stuff until they go away. Little do you know they are doing the same thing and are waiting for you to leave the section behind them.
Example:
"I swear today I think I was waiting for someone to leave the canned soup section while they were waiting for me to leave the salsa section diagonally behind them."

"Ah, the ole “Mexican food standoff.”


Mexican Food Rights
Established when a friend becomes poverty stricken and is in need of food. Grants the patron of poverty to have all Mexican food paid for by the granter. Being put on Mexican Food Rights (MFR) is, by all means, a punishment. It is fully intended to aggravate the user and push them to make more money. Generally, both parties involved, the MFR giver and the receiver, are very close friends or family; as who would pay for all of someones food if they barely knew them?
Example:
1. "Damn, john has to buy $400 of books, pay $600 for rent and he just lost his job. I think we should give him Mexican Food Rights."

2. "God Dammit! seriously? Taco Bell? Again? Today? what the hell?"
"hey man, it's the only mexican food for miles... it's not my fault you lost your scholarship and got put on Mexican Food Rights."


Slovak Mexican Food
When you try something hoping it won't be as bad as you think it'll be and it's so terrible that you'll regret trying it for the rest of your life.
Example:
My girlfriend talked me into letting her sounding on me, it was like Slovak Mexican Food. I regret everything in my life that lead to me saying yes.


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