Mumba

The Mumba is an introduced species to Australia known to prey on anything with a heartbeat. It has harnessed the power of the darkness as a weapon and, unlike the Mamba, can spit it's venom. There are also unconfirmed accounts of it being able to use the victims own tears as a weapon against them. But alas no one has retained their mental faculties after an attack to confirm the rumour. Also has been known to emit a hissing sound after an attack, but never before.



mumba
A large african penis that curles onto your leg.
Example:
Mr.Boyle hurt his leg because of his huge black gigantic mumba that was going to penetrate moyo.


Big Mumba
1) An incredibly whack e-mailer
2) A person who was once 'holier than thou' but is now simply 'more sloppy than thou'
3) A modern-day John Rolfe
4) A synonym for 'dalmation'
5) Someone who is so bored during break that they spend hours searching for mildly funny things related to their friends' names but never realizes that he/she can just create their own joke
Example:
1) Do you think there's anyone in the club that didn't already know 'ralph' was a synonym for 'barf'? That e-mail was so whack it must have been from Big Mumba


Mumba Jumbas
Them big ass african black tittays. I dont mean what you see around the street, I mean them humungo tittys you see in that national geographics shit! What makes you yell out, "Whoa motha fucka! Those are some big mumba jumba tittayyyyys!".
Example:
link to mumba jumbas http://images.google.ca/imgres?imgurl=http://images.thebiggestbreasts.com/post/20071117/african_tits.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.thebiggestbreasts.com/blog/2007/11/17/huge-natural-black-breasts/&usg=__rwxfqwdshq7ky7t2klvd6buwluo=&h=800&w=533&sz=62&hl=en&start=2&tbnid=owjcwavtwcmfum:&tbnh=143&tbnw=95&prev=/images%3fq%3dnational%2bgeographic%2bafrican%2btits%26gbv%3d2%26hl%3den%26safe%3doff


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