boner-shrinker
A woman that is ugly, bitchy,
harpy,
shrewish, or has any other unattractive characteristic that makes her sexually undesirable to a man. Said of a woman that temporarily kills
sexual desire because of physical or personality traits that do not a man want to have her.
Boner shrinker
by ChiGal on Sep 22, 2008 00:30:12
When referring to a man's erection as a boner, a
boner shrinker would be anything that diminishes it. Most likely an unattractive woman. Made famous by the 9/13/2008 opening skit of Saturday Night Live dialog by Tiny
Fey and
Amy Poehler:
Example:
FEY AS PALIN: "So we ask reporters and commentators, stop using words that
diminish us, like 'pretty,' 'attractive,' 'beautiful.'"
POEHLER AS CLINTON: "'Harpy,' 'shrew' and 'boner
shrinker.'"
Boner Shrinker
by Kr1574 on Oct 17, 2008 11:51:28
Example:
On SNL, "Hilary Clinton" called herself a
boner shrinker.
I was getting so horny checking out a hot underwear model the other day- then a guy so ugly walked in that I was completely incapable of staying aroused.
What a boner shrinker.
boner shrinker
by Cori Stahl on Sep 17, 2008 10:28:12
Example:
She's so
ugly, she's a boner shrinker!
boner shrinker
by oslodude on Sep 23, 2008 23:33:11
Boner-Shrinker
by 1pseudonym145 on Oct 16, 2008 06:05:55
Example:
1. When you are masturbating and your parents walk in giving you a "Boner-Shrinker".
2. Waking up in the middle of a
sexy dream with a hard-on next to your FAT UGLY companion lover giving you a "Boner-Shrinker".
3. When you are at the beach with a bunch of hot chicks and you have a boner. Then you get in the ice
cold water.
4.
Hilary Clinton would also be considered a "Boner-Shrinker"
Boner-Shrinker
by livingalie246 on Oct 12, 2008 13:47:55
A phrase used by men to describe something or someone so ugly it "shrinks their
boner" or
immediately halts an
erection.
Boner shrinker
by itsallhood88 on Mar 11, 2009 10:44:07
Example:
Tom "
o man Zack! I can't wait to see my girlfriend tonight!
Zack " yeah bro.. too bad she died today and you didn't
hear about it until just now!
O BURN!!!!!!!!! That's a real Boner shrinker huh? Wow..Heh I'm so glad MY girlfriend is still alive and
not dead like yours"
boner shrinker
by moabjen on Jul 20, 2015 04:02:18