Neck Tie

A sex position where the man lays on his back and puts his legs around a woman's neck from the front while she performs oral pleasure.



Colombian Neck-Tie
The Colombian Neck-Tie was a way that they would execute people in colombia around the 1950s.
They would slash their throat and then pull their toungue out from the open wound.
This was a manner of psychological warfare to scare the living shit out of any people who would discover the body.
Example:
man 1- holy shit, did you see jimmy? they gave him a colombian neck-tie

man 2- Im going to vomit


Newlands Neck Tie
When squating over your woman you lay a cable while duckwalking directly towards her feet, leaving what looks like a brown Neck Tie. This originated in Newlands, a small suburb in New Zealands captial city Wellington. The first apperance was in 1999 when dying for a shit a young man finished a 69 with his missus and couldn;t hold on. While trying to escape the bed, he laid the now infamous, Newlands Necktie.
Example:
Nick - "Hey, my missus is going to a formal event tonight."

Adam - "What is she wearing?"

Nick - "I was thinking of giving her a Newlands Neck Tie."

Adam - "Best option available in my books."


Columbian neck tie
The act in which a person slits someones upper throat (but not so that they die), and then pulls their tounge out through the slit.
Example:
"What should we do with him?"
"Lets give him a Columbian neck tie."


italian neck-tie
An act of torture in which the neck is sliced open at the bottom jaw and the tongue pulled through. Makes you look like a dumbass right before you die.
Example:
"How do I look?"
"Fine...wait, your italian neck-tie is a little crooked."


Greek Neck Tie
When getting a blow job, just before you cum you pull out of her mouth and drag your penis down between her tit. Ejaculating as you go down.
Example:
My girlfriend doesn't swallow, but she rather have a Greek Neck Tie.


Brown Neck Tie
While you are slammin your chick in the ass, pull out and titty fuck her.
She will soon be left with a brown neck tie.
Example:
Last night I was packin my girls fudge, when I decided to fuck her titties. The shit in between her tits looked like a brown neck tie.


Milwaukee Neck Tie
This fashon anomaly occurs when a beer consumer spills a nominal to large quantity of beer or malt liquor down the front of their shirt, leaving a spill in the location of a neck tie. This is largely seen while drinking out of a plastic cup or mug. This is viewed as a waste of beer, or a badge of honor among different social circles.
Example:
My buddie was so happy to be at Miller Park that he chugged his beer, leaving a Milwaukee neck tie on his shirt.


Texas Neck Tie
Choking one's self or one's partner with a neck tie or other long piece of fabric while engaging in sexual activities.
Example:
Julie was feeling a little kinky one night with her boyfriend, so she asked him to give her the Texas Neck Tie.


Amazon Neck Tie
When a man is giving a girl the meat in the ass, before he releases his seminal fluids he proceeds to flip the girl over and "tity fuck her" resulting in a tie-like string off excrement between the woman's breast.
Example:
I dressed my bitch up with a Amazon Neck Tie before we went out for dinner.


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