madera
little town in the middle of california. people say it is hotter than hell and hella cold. but this is my kind of town. not much to do, but the people are cool and easy going
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madera is the shit
madera is the shit
madera
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Estábamos de botellón y vino la madera a cortarnos el rollo
We were binge-drinking and the fuzz turned up to fuck it all
Estábamos de botellón y vino la madera a cortarnos el rollo
We were binge-drinking and the fuzz turned up to fuck it all
madera ca
Madera Where Violence Is Always Happening ,Gang Banging Is Normal ,
People always getting shot.
Its is the heart of California most people don't understand how living out here in Madera is such a drug violence life the people that come from Madera are used to living like this its a normal thing for people that were brought up here in this small county. living in Madera is like living in the fast lane people learn to get used to it. everybody learns how to stay in their own lane and mind there own business .Maderas where you find the finest herbes and the realest people.
People refer to it as Madtown Or The Heart Of Cali .
People always getting shot.
Its is the heart of California most people don't understand how living out here in Madera is such a drug violence life the people that come from Madera are used to living like this its a normal thing for people that were brought up here in this small county. living in Madera is like living in the fast lane people learn to get used to it. everybody learns how to stay in their own lane and mind there own business .Maderas where you find the finest herbes and the realest people.
People refer to it as Madtown Or The Heart Of Cali .
Example:
-where you from ?
- Im From Mf Madera Ca Homeboyy
$haaoooww!
-You Need A sack?
-yeaa deliever A Dub of some cookies Foo
-where you from ?
- Im From Mf Madera Ca Homeboyy
$haaoooww!
-You Need A sack?
-yeaa deliever A Dub of some cookies Foo
Madera Ranchos
A small town in between Fresno and Madera sometimes referred to as "The Chos". Basically everyone knows each other so rumors/gossip spread at lightening speed. Most kids complain about how they can't wait to get out of the Ranchos only to miss it when they leave. There isn't much to do except to T.P. your friends house, go mud bogging in an empty lot or field somewhere or take the 10 minute drive into Fresno. All in all it's a pretty sweet place to live and the people there are, for the most part, good people.
Example:
Person A "Yeah, I'm from the Madera Ranchos"
Person B "Whats that?"
Person A "Ugh.. its in between Madera and Fresno."
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"We went to TP Larry's house last night but we woke up his dad so called the sheriff, came out with his shotgun and they both chased us around the Chos all night!"
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Person A "Did you hear Matt had sex with John's mom?"
Person B "Yeah, I've heard that from 5 different people already."
Person A "But that just happened an hour ago!"
Person B "That's the Chos for ya"
Person A "Yeah, I'm from the Madera Ranchos"
Person B "Whats that?"
Person A "Ugh.. its in between Madera and Fresno."
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"We went to TP Larry's house last night but we woke up his dad so called the sheriff, came out with his shotgun and they both chased us around the Chos all night!"
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Person A "Did you hear Matt had sex with John's mom?"
Person B "Yeah, I've heard that from 5 different people already."
Person A "But that just happened an hour ago!"
Person B "That's the Chos for ya"
Madera, CA
A small town in the middle of California. Not really known. It is very hot in summer and almost 32 degrees Fahrenheit in the winter. Beautiful Autumns and Springs. Split right down the middle. One half it's the good side and the other is Mexican territory. Lots of schools. Nice people and gangsters. Asians, white people, Hispanics, African Americans, Germans, Italians etc.
Corte Madera
madera de mañana
n. Spanish for Morning Wood, literally 'wood of the morning'. A politically correct way of expressing the fact that you have an erection that will pass undetected by the usual female, unless she is hispanic, in which case you're screwed.
Example:
Logan: I got out of bed, and all I wanted to do was beat it.
Aaron: Did you have madera de mañana?
Logan: You know it!
Logan: I got out of bed, and all I wanted to do was beat it.
Aaron: Did you have madera de mañana?
Logan: You know it!
Matthew madera
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Matthew madera is know in Aledo as the most attractive kid more attractive then everyone else
Matthew madera is know in Aledo as the most attractive kid more attractive then everyone else