Nice shoes

An expression usually followed by "wanna fuck" as a very bad chat up line, which does often work. The expression "Nice shoes..." can be said alone, with the hope the other person will realise what you are asking them, if they do and say yes, you've pulled, if they realise and say no, you say "i have no idea what you mean, i like your shoes". It is also an inside joke shared between many, in which "Nice shoes..." is shouted across the room to a friend, then they reply "wanna fuck?!"



Nice Shoes
A compliment ussually having nothing to do with the quality of your shoes.

The beginning of a pick up line flawlessy executed many-a-time by Mob and Jon.

To enjoy feet.

See Also:
Katie Gasior Brary Mob
Example:
Nice Shoes.. wanna fuck?


Nice Shoes, Wanna Fuck?
Funny Pick up Line
Preferably used as a joke
A direct speech to ask if the person wants to have sex
Good way to change a pace in a discussion
Try it out(as a joke)
Example:
Failix: "Damn this girl is hot"
Failix used the the pick up line: "nice shoes, wanna fuck?"

Hot Girl: "Sure"

Conclusion: IS SUPER EFFECTIVE!


nice shoes...... two feet
An self-acknowledged pathetic put-down. From the failed put-down in the Simpsons, one bully says "Nice glasses four eyes", the other bully says "yeah, and nice shoes......two feet."
Example:
-You're an asshole.
-I'M an asshole??? Well........nice shoes.......two feet.


nice shoes...wanna fuck
Really awsome Ed Gein song.
Example:
Nice shoes...wanna fuck? Lyrics: Carve another notch in your bedpost, whore. Lay back and tally up the score. Count the number of hearts you've ripped from chests. Then put your pretty eyes to rest. They've had a long day of looking for love in all the wrong places. Putting too much stock in pretty faces. When will you learn there is a difference between lust and love?


Nice shoes, wanna Netflix and chill?
A super-direct way to get in the door for a fuck. Netflix and chill, means that you are going to go over to your partners house and fuck with Netflix in the background. The compliment about the shoes, ensures this approach's effectiveness.
Example:
Bromigo 1: Yo, me and Karen totally just fucked to "Despicable Me 2"
Bromigo 2: Bruh...dude! How'd you get her to agree to that!?!
Bromigo 1: I said what any proper gentleman would, "Nice Shoes, wanna Netflix and Chill?"


Asian Jerry with nice shoe
A hot little man, that I really enjoy speaking to and chatting to. Occasionally sends me picture of his shoe, with flash. Very hot. Everyone hope they can be with him, but I claim his heart already even though he don’t like me in that way probably. Bella still like Jerry and will get him 😉 luv u
Example:
Me: Hey, Jerry. How’s life?

Jerry: lemme send u a shoes pic
Me: omfg thank u so fucking much papi I love u
Jerry: no worries :) ur a cool person; let’s meet
Me: omg yes!!!! Really?!?! When?
Jerry: no lol

Asian jerry with nice shoe.


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