Nicklaus

Hes an ayt nigga who jus wana smoke weed. He treets hiz girl nicely and luvz her and wud NEVR cheet on her. Hes da best nigga out dere muthafuckas.



Nicklaus
This hot Cheeto powder Nicklaus is a girl’s DREAM dude. He lets out the most chonky jokes and has a special type of humor that if you vibe with...you become hooked on this guy FOR LIFE. Literally this is the guy you can count on for anything, this is the guy that texts you back and makes ANY girl or boy go bonkers. He is speedy fast on land and smooth through water, Nicklaus also is the King and Queen with getting rid of procrastination. He is like a pine needle off of a tree for crazy hot, smart, but very stubborn people. Even though he can’t win a bet for his life, everyone needs a Nicklaus in their life!
Example:
Nicklaus!! Wait for me you Mongolian Stallion!


Nicklaus
Nicklaus (Nick) is a jerk. He is shy until you get to know him, but then he talks A LOT. He is funny and really cute. He is sweet and treats his lover the best.....until he leaves her. Watch out for Nicklaus, because he'll break your heart in a matter of seconds. He can be a bastard. DON'T FALL FOR HIM!
Example:
"Nicklaus is the best person ever!"
"Really?!? Cause he cheated on me..."


Nicklaus
If you know a nick and his name is spelt like this never talk shit to him or he will most definitely whooped your ass no mater how big or how small you are you will get laid the fuck out. Nicklaus is the definition of black air force’s. But if you get to know Nick he is actually a good person he will back his friends up and he will stick up for you. And if Nick is in a relationship never fuck with his girl or you’ll get thumped. If you ever meat a Nicklaus and you don’t get your ass whipped I would consider your self to be lucky. Oh and one last thing If your colored Nick will hang you in a tree.
Example:
Nicklaus gave me a black eye


Nicklaus
A total jerk. He's mean to a bunch of people but nice to the girls he hits on. If he didn't have a girlfriend (at one point) then people would think he's gay. He is supa mean and weird and he thinks he's cool but he's not. His ex girl friend shoulda left him first cuz he's a jerk. He's mean and i don't think he knows how much he hurts people.....
Example:
"Why is Nicklaus (Nick) a total jerk? He was so nice..."
"IDK...get ova it.."


Nicklaus
Nicklaus (Nick) is a pretty nice guy. Only he made one mistake. He used a pretty, super sweet, amazing girl just to get to another gal who's already taken by Nick's best friend. He's a total dick--oh wait, he doesn't have one. He twists words around and tells his ex every bad little thing that happened between them is her fault. He flirts with this other gal and then lies about it. Watch out for Nick. He's a nice guy but don't become his lover cuz he'll dump you the next day for your best friend.
Example:
"I just met Nicklaus today."

"And?"

"He's a jerk."

"Amen."


Nicklaus
A douche bag guy who isn't appreciative of anything and uses the most awesome girl to get one of her best friends who already has a boyfriend..... He makes my sissy sad for reasons she doesn't even know and tells people to go 2 hell well I've gotta say-- I'm not the one who should go to hell you bastard; Mexican Santa; the stupidest piece of shit I know
Example:
Nicklaus: Oh I love you
Sissy: Oh I love you too :)

Nicklaus: I'm breaking up with you
Sissy: What?

*holds hand and she forgets everything*

Nicklaus: Oh I'm breaking up with you
Sissy: Oh yeah, good one :)
Nicklaus: No I love your best friend goodbye I'm going to ignore you forever now and be nice to all of your friends bye bye now

Sissy: Oh no I'm sad why do I care
Me: Ummmm yeah just stop caring he's a douche it's ok it's better now I'm here for you sissy :)

Sissy be dere for u gurl u don't need no dumb Meaxican Santa


Nicklaus
Nick should call his down south little nick because he has a Napoleon dick. He is a just a noisy little prick. He pisses his pants how long until your mamma potty trains you. Better question, how many times has she banged you. Your girl-boyfriend (sorry) just called. He says you bang him harder than a truck. Knowing you, you probably get paid to fuck. No, actually, his boyfriend says he got offered a couple dollars. Nick said no getting jizzed on by men makes me holler. Before we end, I'd just like to say, nick dresses well for someone who bangs gays.
Example:
Nicklaus is such a dick....too bad he doesn't have one


Nicklau
Nicklau is the best guy you will ever have in your life. He's sexy but acts as if he doesn't know it. He is very stylish and has the best sense of humour. He gives off a mysterious vibe and probably comes from a mysterious land.
Example:
Gorgeous Girl 1: Nicklau is so dreamy..
Sexy Girl 2: I saw him first, he's mine!
Hot guy: No he's mine!!

They couldn't decide who to approach Nicklau so Nicklau got them all.


Nicklaus
If you have a Nicklaus in your life they're either a really nice and sweet boy, or he's an asshole who you accidentally slept with. Either way he's super hot, or he will be when he's older. He probably has a younger sister, who's hot but nobody can ever be her boyfriend without Nicklaus getting in the way– but that doesn't stop her from sleeping with every boy she sees. He probably thinks his name is really sexy, or really ancient. Nicklaus can go by Klaus or Nick.
Example:
Jane: Did you see Nicklaus's abs? He's so hot.
Christiana: Hey, that's my brother you're talking about, you slut!


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