have one

This is a shorthand for the overused expression, "Have a good one," (derived from the even more overused expression "Have a good day") and is slowly catching on to be much more hip!



have one
This is a shorthand for the overused expression, "Have a good day," and is slowly catching on to be much more hip!
Example:
As I drop my friend off and he leaves the car, I shout "Have one!"

He replies, "Word...later!"


have one
a phrase used out of joy for something; excitement referring to "creaming" oneself/ejaculation, etc
Example:
Oh man, I can't wait to see this super hot pop star at the virgin records signing this morning, i think i might have one!


have one's ticket punched
To be killed, or otherwise gotten rid of. From the practice of punching a hole in a ticket in order to cancel it.
Example:
Trotsky became a liability, so Stalin had his ticket punched.

It's a raw deal to have one's ticket punched the day before Christmas.


Wii Don't Have One
A child's lament over parent's refusal to add video game equipment to their already ridiculous collection of electronic gadgetry.
Example:
Dad: Wii Fit

Mom: Wii Iron Chef

Cousin: Wii Karaoke

Emma: Wii Don't Have One


HAVE ONE'S MOJO RISING (OR WORKING)
to have your charm or charisma working at full capacity; ain't no stoppin' ya now, especially with reference to scoring with a chick. You can't say or do anything wrong; your charismatic appeal is at peak level.
Example:
Talking to the foxy trollop at the end of the bar and trying to get to home plate was like placing a stick of butter in a microwave! She melted, and was up my ass like a proctologist on Monday morning!!! I guess I had my mojo rising that night!


i don't really have one
a phrase one uses when trying desperately to be cool and open-minded when really that person turns out to be the most indecisive person you will ever meet; typically follows a question given to them concerning what they're favorite aspect of given subject.

Example:
You: So, what's your favorite food?

Person: I don't really have one.


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