No Head Syndrome

While your body grows taller and bigger from childhood on your head remains the size of a preteen.



crooked head syndrome
When an individual develops a slight curve in his or her neck making it appear the head is crooked. May progressively get worse until head is parallel to the ground. Usually making an individual less attractive. Depression often pairs with crooked head syndrome.
Example:
Look at that girl she has crooked head syndrome.

Missy has severe crooked head syndrome.


lego head syndrome
When a person gets or has a haircut that resembles that of a lego figure.
Example:
Mark: Damn, did you see Jeffrey's hair last night?

David: Yea, his barber must love giving his customers lego head syndrome.


heavy head syndrome
More commonly known as H.H.S. it is the physical condition in which ones head gets increasingly heavy over the course of a night due to the over consumption of alcohol. H.H.S. most recognizably gives off the appearance of lost consciousness due to extreme head slumping.
Example:
"Man that bartender stopped serving you last night cause you had an extreme case of heavy head syndrome."


Dick Head Syndrome
a syndrome most males have where they tend to act as though they're thinking with their dick (it has a head as well) instead of their brain. This usually results in them pretending to be a nice guy just to get laid, lying, etc.
Example:
Dick head syndrome is when You meet a guy and he tells you he doesn't like having sex unless it's really meaningful so you wait a couple weeks and after you've slept together he doesn't talk to you anymore. He has dick head syndrome.



He actually is married, but he told you he is single? He must have Dick Head Syndrome.


Exploding Head Syndrome
A common sensation where one perceives the sound of an explosion, the feeling of a brick hitting their face, or another abrupt sensory impulse that jolts them awake, only to realize they were imagining it. This typically occurs as one is about to fall asleep, when one begins to dream before their body can enter a state of nocturnal atonia.
Example:
1: "...gah!!"
2: "Holy shit...! You good, babe?"
1: "Ah... yeah, I'm fine. Just an instance of exploding head syndrome."
2: "Well, good thing your head didn't actually explode, eh?"
1: "Heh... definitely."


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