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Orchard

An Orchard is a beautiful girl, she always makes you laugh even on your worst days. But she is sometimes a bit of a sket, she can be a bitchy snake and ott about everything, she quite often flirts with your boyfriend and calls every boy fit. She is quite short and thinks she has a hour glass figure but she’s flat and straight like paper.

orchard

by ColF on Jul 06, 2006 17:01:53

collective noun for a large gathering of Mac laptops. Derived from the Apple logo on the lid of PowerBooks, MacBook Pros etc.

Example:
"Check out this orchard?!" Exclamation by munted and confused individual who has stumbled into a tent full of Mac laptop-equipped electronic musicians at a music festival.

"I'm heading back to the orchard." Absurdly overpaid advertising executive dragging himself to his feet after his 4th lunchtime martini and indicating he is going to return to the office.

Bone Orchard

by mammagammaonrepeat on Nov 22, 2014 21:20:35

A graveyard. Somewhere you don't want to end up.

Example:
My buddy Carl sneezed on a 5-0 in Brownsville and bought himself a one-way ticket to the bone orchard.

Robert Orchard

by Roberts victim on Oct 17, 2022 23:14:50

A very strong man, someone who used that strength for his own pleasure. Particularly for touching his basement children. This man was also a participant of the horrific act on September 11th, 2001. This man also believes in the ideology of a man by the name of Adolf Hitler.

Example:
Omg my neighbour is Robert Orchard, hide the kids they are Jewish.

orchard towers

by BigDipper on Nov 03, 2003 04:01:08

Shopping Complex in Singapore, not faned for its shops, but know locally as "four floors of whores"

Example:
Lets take Mr B to OT

quince orchard

by Badonkin donuts on Jan 03, 2015 02:22:26

Hottest strip club in moco

Example:
Man, Quince Orchard got the finest hoes around.

Port Orchard

by Sidney Road on Apr 21, 2008 12:53:13

Small, rural town in Washington state. Known for its meth addicts and notable lack of an orchard, this little town is located near the Bremerton Navy Base, and is home to HIJOY bowl, the only local entertainment.

Example:
"Wanna do something in Port Orchard?"
"Nah, man, I hate boweling".

Orchard Park

by cccaroo. on Jan 20, 2011 12:05:34

A town south of Buffalo, NY that is notorious for producing rich kids who pretend that their lives are difficult. It has three country clubs within three miles each other. Orchard Parkers typically dress in anything Ralph Lauren or Lacoste. You must own several pairs of madras shorts, a couple pairs of Sperrys, at least a few pairs of Uggs, and have a different pastel shirt for every day of the month to live in Orchard Park. If you are a Democrat, move.

Example:
Guy 1:"Hey, do you think I should get this South Pole shirt?"
Guy 2:" Why the hell would you buy that? You're from Orchard Park, not the ghetto."

Orchard Hill

by OHnigga on Feb 10, 2009 04:15:52

A neighberhood in Perkasie known for gang wars, whomp,whale watching, bongs, undercovers, basements, triple c's, sublime, the gym and the people in it.

Example:
Hey have you been to orchard hill lately ? Jess rob dallas and brit moved but hey fez is back from rehab and corey is having a baby.

Marble Orchard

by holloway on Apr 01, 2006 13:05:38

An early 19th century term for a graveyard.

Example:
We done crashed in this here marble orchard.

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