PORTERIZED

A verb (pronounced "Porter-ing") that describes when a person plays a multi-player video game (such as Halo or Smash Bros.) and sits on the sidelines while the other players fight and kill each other. When only 2 out of all the players fighting are left, the one who took this action tends to win because he did not do anything and angers the other players.



Porter
This guy is quite literally one of the best people you will ever meet in your life. He has a great sense of humor and will laugh with you for hours. There is a specific amount of people that he cares about and if you are one of those people, he makes you feel very special. Not only does he have the best personality but he is one of those "really attractive without even trying" people. He is really sexy! But also cuddly and cute.

I'm sure you can be as lucky as i am and meet a Porter.
Example:
Girl 1: Oh, i just got the most amazing message from Porter

Girl 2: You're friends with a Porter?!

Girl 1: Yeah! Aren't Porters just the best?

Girl 2: They're hot too!


Porter
A helpful, generous, all around nice person (generous, helpful coming from a porter - helper in a hotel)

a great friend and the person to hang with
Example:
wow I wish i was good friends with that Porter!

He is such a Porter! I should spend more time with him.


Porter
–verb
To be Porter'ed

Having the night of your life with someone that you have feelings for but who makes it abundantly clear that nothing will ever happen.
Example:
Why is she crying in her dorm room?

She just got Porter'ed


Porter
A literal angel who I love with all my heart. They make everyone so happy and make this world so bright and amazing! Anyone that has them in their life is so lucky! They are so wonderful.
Example:
Porter is the absolute best!!


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