Passion of the Christ
Passion of the Christ (alternate usage, not the Movie) Noun, adjective, and explitive describing the condition one experiences when engaged in any intense,
tedious, or especially remarkable activity. Usually entails crying,
perspiration, bleeding, cursing, screaming, spitting, vomiting, defacating, urinating, dying
e.t.c. Something worth telling others about because you survived it... unless youre a pussy.
the passion of the christ
by Newbia on May 31, 2004 21:43:12
Example:
This shows the different views on this movie:
Christian Guy: Did you see
The Passion Of The Christ? I loved it, was uplifting and now I love God more than ever.
Not-Religious Guy: I hated it, it was too bloody.
Aethiest: I didn't like it because it's just stupid Christians scaring children into being Christian.
Guy Who Does Not Exist: I'm pretty
nuetral about the movie.
the passion of the christ
by french fries and gravy on Apr 13, 2006 10:59:46
A movie by the guy from The Road Warrior. A decent effort, however I noticed a lack of aliens, monsters, car chases, gunfire, and double anal scenes in this movie. Overall it is worth watching and I can't wait for
Mel Gibson's Passion of the Christ Part II: The Revenge Of Jesus, coming to theatres in
summer 2009.
Example:
"Why did we pay 10 bucks to see
The Passion Of The Christ when we could have watched our old vcr tape of The Road Warrior instead and spent the 10 bucks on weed?"
"Mel Gibson re-wrote the bible, therefore Mel is our God".
"I haven't seen so much blood in a movie since
Dead Alive"
"In Mel We Trust"
"The
Lashin' Of The Christ"
the passion of the christ
by Oz on Mar 25, 2005 05:08:08
Example:
(
Mel Gibson thinking)
Hmm, if i make a really bloody movie,
starring Jesus, everyone will go see it MUWHAHAHAHA!
The Passion of the Christ
by Ska bitch on May 21, 2004 09:52:43
Though it is supposed to be a "good" movie, I don't think i would be able to enjoy it. Partly because of Jesus and the
brutality in the movie, but more becuase
Mel Gibson is a member of
Opus Dei.
the passion of the christ
by Mags on Apr 14, 2004 04:09:17
The Passion of the Christ (2004) is a film about the last twelve hours of the life of Jesus Christ, financed and directed by
Mel Gibson. It is a film adaptation of the traditional
Passion play, a Roman Catholic tradition during the season of Lent. However, the film is also very popular with non-Catholic congregations.
The Passion of the Christ
by Mark O. S. on Sep 22, 2005 12:52:28
A movie about a guy who doesn't and never did exist getting beat by jews for about 2 and a half hours and forced to carry a wooden cross that he would soon be
nailed to and die on it. Was a cool movie except they should have had someone like
Adam Sandler beating this fuck or atleast
Tom Green. Would have made the movie about 10 million more dollars.
Example:
Weird Fucker: Did you see
the passion of the christ? I loved it!
Ralph: Yes i saw it, i was getting head in the theatre while it was playing
Weird Fucker: OH MY DEAR SWEET LORD YOU ARE GOING TO HELL WHEN YOU DIE
Ralph: ... **!BANG!**
See you there