Windows XP
Finally, a
fricken OS that stays stable for more than 2 hours. However, the constant 'send error report' shit makes you want to vomit all over your
monitor and shit in your hard-drive.
Windows XP
by C++ on Aug 16, 2005 19:15:28
Fairly decent OS from Microsoft. More stable than most Windows versions, but has a number of privacy and end-user-rights issues that are questionable at best. Like all Windows builds, is often blindly
flamed by idiots with no clue what an OS is or how it works, thinking MS sucks but not having any ideas how they would do it better.
Its
Fisher-Price looking graphics do however fit in well, considering
MS's tech support usually treats you like a toddler.
Windows XP
by The Music Man on Aug 30, 2006 03:53:17
Windows XP
by hanes on Jun 25, 2005 01:40:44
A seriously stable operating system. The only reason it would crash, is if you dont know how to properly install new hardware, you built a computer yourself, but you mixed
incompatible parts, or you have
shitloads viruses and spyware, or because you were a jackass and messed with a program in a way it shouldnt be messed with.
Thankfully, you can turn off
error reporting.
Example:
The
average user: I have windows XP. Yes. Good.
Mac user: cool.
Linux user: Yeah..i'm hungry.
Linux fanboy: Wtf!! y would use dat piece of sh1t! j00 are a st00p1d N00b. It crfrashedc in like...2 minutes.
Windows XP
by CommandoDude on Sep 26, 2010 02:11:27
The best damn operating system ever made, except maybe
Windows 2000. So good, that people are still using it even
after 9 years (an eternity in
computer time) despite the fact Microsoft came out with two more Operating Systems since then.
Windows XP
by XP FOR LIFE on Sep 30, 2008 16:33:18
Since the advent of that
abominable Vista, Windows XP has officially become not only the best operating system Microsoft has ever released, but one of the best
operating systems EVER released.
Example:
All my computers run Windows XP. The new laptop I bought came
preset with
Vista so I did a clean install of Windows XP only to discover that none of the hardware was compatible. I later woke up in the hospital after having suffered a
myocardial infarction due to being extremely pissed off.
Shame on you Microsoft. You've disappointed us all with your fucking Vista.
Windows XP
by vermin on Mar 21, 2004 11:20:50
Windows XP is like any other Microsoft program. You get to share your opnion on how things should work and get to send a report every time things
go bad.
and they gather all that info,
put it on a harddisk several terrabytes big, and do nothing with it. they just keep creating trash sofware so you can keep sharing your opnion. they like that, that way the coders get the attention they don't
get at home.
Windows XP
by Soiled Undergarment on Aug 07, 2003 18:16:12
Example:
"Dude, my
XP box never crashes!"
"Dude, 2K boxes don't crash as well ya know."
"Dude, I have XP Pro, that
pwns."
"Dude, thank god you don't have home edition."
Windows XP
by Shortyafter on Jan 02, 2005 02:46:15
A computer
operating system (OS) designed by Microsoft. The Proffessional version is a lot better then the Home edition, which is still okay. It is
user friendly and only crashes on occasion, usually due to
user error. If you don't know how to build a computer or write a program, use Windows XP. If you do, use Linux.
Example:
Linux User: I know how to build computers, write applications, and just about everything else to do with computers. Windows XP is to
user friendly, it sucks!
Windows XP User: You know what, I don't know how to
do any of that. I'm using Windows XP.
Windows XP
by Sinfonia69 on Dec 08, 2014 00:15:23
Example:
Windows 95 - Bad
Windows 98 - Good
Windows ME - very, very bad
Windows 2000 - Good
Windows XP - Also good
Windows Vista bad
Windows 7 - Awesome
Windows 8 - Bad