Pootie
A term for your best friend
Pootie
Pootie
A large white male with long curly "tendrals" of hair. Often is mistaken for Wierd Al. Is known as a technnical asshole and a fucking know it all.
Pootis
"Pootis" is a quote from the Heavy, from Valve's free-to-play Team Fortress 2 game. The original quote by said Heavy is "Put dispenser here". However, due to his accent, it appears to sound like he is saying "Pootis spencer here". Therefore, people have grabbed the word "Pootis" from this, thus creating an internet meme.
PootisPootisPootisPootisPootisPootisPootisPootisPootisPootisPootis
PootisPootisPootisPootisPootisPootisPootisPootisPootisPootisPootis
Pootis
~noun, Phu-tos the meaning of life.
Pootis
Meaning 1 : "Pootis" or "Pootus", ~noun, Phu-tos the meaning of life.
Meaning 2 : A Phrase removed from TF2's Put Dispenser Here. Used by the Heavy Weapons Guy of TF2
Meaning 2 : A Phrase removed from TF2's Put Dispenser Here. Used by the Heavy Weapons Guy of TF2
Example:
Example 1 :Scout: Yo Heavy
Heavy: What?
Scout: Define "Pootis"
Heavy: "Pootis" or "Pootus", ~noun, Phu-tos the meaning of life.
Example 2: Heavy : Put Dis/penser here.
Example 1 :Scout: Yo Heavy
Heavy: What?
Scout: Define "Pootis"
Heavy: "Pootis" or "Pootus", ~noun, Phu-tos the meaning of life.
Example 2: Heavy : Put Dis/penser here.
Pootis
Pootis
Pootis (pootispenserus gottamon) is a disease caught by eating too many sandwiches or it may be caught hereditarily. Pootis causes the person who catches it to change appearance resembling a bulky, bald man with a newly-shaved beard in a red soldier suit. The disease also causes the person to have bug eyes and say “Pootis” instead of words (with the exception of a few basic words). One in 4 people are born with Pootis and 207 people catch it everyday. See how you can help at bitly.com/1H9DQSz
Example:
He’s in hospital with a severe case of pootispenserus gottamon. I just hope I never ca—
Are you alrigh—
POOTISPOOTISPOOTISPOOTIS
He’s in hospital with a severe case of pootispenserus gottamon. I just hope I never ca—
Are you alrigh—
POOTISPOOTISPOOTISPOOTIS