Pootis

"Pootis" is a quote from the Heavy, from Valve's free-to-play Team Fortress 2 game. The original quote by said Heavy is "Put dispenser here". However, due to his accent, it appears to sound like he is saying "Pootis spencer here". Therefore, people have grabbed the word "Pootis" from this, thus creating an internet meme.PootisPootisPootisPootisPootisPootisPootisPootisPootisPootisPootis



Pootis
Meaning 1 : "Pootis" or "Pootus", ~noun, Phu-tos the meaning of life.
Meaning 2 : A Phrase removed from TF2's Put Dispenser Here. Used by the Heavy Weapons Guy of TF2
Example:
Example 1 :Scout: Yo Heavy
Heavy: What?
Scout: Define "Pootis"
Heavy: "Pootis" or "Pootus", ~noun, Phu-tos the meaning of life.
Example 2: Heavy : Put Dis/penser here.


Pootis
Pootis (pootispenserus gottamon) is a disease caught by eating too many sandwiches or it may be caught hereditarily. Pootis causes the person who catches it to change appearance resembling a bulky, bald man with a newly-shaved beard in a red soldier suit. The disease also causes the person to have bug eyes and say “Pootis” instead of words (with the exception of a few basic words). One in 4 people are born with Pootis and 207 people catch it everyday. See how you can help at bitly.com/1H9DQSz
Example:
He’s in hospital with a severe case of pootispenserus gottamon. I just hope I never ca

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Pootis
A meme from the Heavy in Valve game Team Fortress 2, edited from the line "Put dispenser here." Basically a version of PINGAS, used in YouTube Poop videos.
Example:
POOTISPENSER HERE!
POOTISPENSER HERE!
POOTISPENSER HERE!
POOTISPENSER HERE!
POOTISPENSER HERE!
POOTISPENSER HERE!
POOTISPENSER HERE!


Pootis
Pootis is the dark slime that seeps down your throat as you watch Heavy swaying left to right, you want to blink but your eyes start to bleed in the painful montion of movement as you cannot look away, you start to clench your fists as you cannot move from your current position, the eyes of the Scout venture deep inside your soul as you begin to sweat uncontrollably, and as you begin to feel dizzy the video continues and continues. The only way to stop this...is to remove pootis.
Example:
Remove pootis now!


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