Pop tarts
Fruit inside a crust; delicious toasted or just right out of the box! There's so many flavors!Pop Tarts
Pop Tart
1) A term Cougars use for describing their prey.
2) Young male, generally 18-25, that gets picked up and screwed by older chicks.
2) Young male, generally 18-25, that gets picked up and screwed by older chicks.
Example:
Did you hear Fred's wife has a thing for pop tarts? Yeah. I always knew she was after the younger guys.
Did you hear Fred's wife has a thing for pop tarts? Yeah. I always knew she was after the younger guys.
Pop Tarts
2 definitions
These are overly sweet pastry thingies that you put in the toaster and often end up setting your house on fire as they catch fire in the toaster. If you manage to get them out of the toaster without setting them on fire, you burn seven shades of shit outta your tongue. The filling is just like molten lava.
These are also all the female pop-ettes around today who, if they hadn't become famous, would have been prostitutes. They wear fewer clothes than hookers, invariably have had multiple boob jobs, move their bodies/ass around to simulate sex, and their videos are one step away from outright porn (Christina Ag is the exception - hers are def porn). These females only exist to be validated by how sexy men think they are. They have no other sense of self-worth other than that criteria. They are on a long line of conveyor belt media-manufactured pap in the original mold of barbie.
These are overly sweet pastry thingies that you put in the toaster and often end up setting your house on fire as they catch fire in the toaster. If you manage to get them out of the toaster without setting them on fire, you burn seven shades of shit outta your tongue. The filling is just like molten lava.
These are also all the female pop-ettes around today who, if they hadn't become famous, would have been prostitutes. They wear fewer clothes than hookers, invariably have had multiple boob jobs, move their bodies/ass around to simulate sex, and their videos are one step away from outright porn (Christina Ag is the exception - hers are def porn). These females only exist to be validated by how sexy men think they are. They have no other sense of self-worth other than that criteria. They are on a long line of conveyor belt media-manufactured pap in the original mold of barbie.
Example:
Ex. 1 - Strawberry, blueberry, apple, choc flavour etc.
Ex. 2 - Female pussycats - yeah ok you look hot whatever. Next.
Ex. 1 - Strawberry, blueberry, apple, choc flavour etc.
Ex. 2 - Female pussycats - yeah ok you look hot whatever. Next.
pop tart
n. Slang term used for a slutty virgin in her early teens who everyone expects will get knocked up soon.
Pop Tart
A delicious treat that comes in many flavors, the best flavor being Smores.
Warning: Do not attempt to heat a pop tart in the microwave for three seconds. If you do, the pop tart will still be cold, a most infuriating discovery.
Warning: Do not attempt to heat a pop tart in the microwave for three seconds. If you do, the pop tart will still be cold, a most infuriating discovery.
Example:
What is this?
This pop tart is still cold!
AFTER THREE SECONDS!
What IS this?
What IS THIS?
WHAT!? WHAT!?
BULLSHIT! THIS IS CRAP!
What is this?
This pop tart is still cold!
AFTER THREE SECONDS!
What IS this?
What IS THIS?
WHAT!? WHAT!?
BULLSHIT! THIS IS CRAP!
pop tart
Pop-Tart
(Alternatively called "Teenie boppers" or "Prostitots")
A stereotype of 15 to 17 year old teen high school girls who, like their pastry counter-part, are frosted, flaky, and covered with sprinkles, and generally naive.
They Exhibit traits such as:
not having any sense of reality, not understanding the value of money, are easily distracted by shinny objects, are incapable of understanding government/politics, often talk without pauses when explaining their day or excited about something, they tend to scream and jump about whenever a celeb/singer is within 200 feet of them. A severe lack of rational/logical thinking capability and a similar inability to operate a motor vehicle within safe means.....
A stereotype of 15 to 17 year old teen high school girls who, like their pastry counter-part, are frosted, flaky, and covered with sprinkles, and generally naive.
They Exhibit traits such as:
not having any sense of reality, not understanding the value of money, are easily distracted by shinny objects, are incapable of understanding government/politics, often talk without pauses when explaining their day or excited about something, they tend to scream and jump about whenever a celeb/singer is within 200 feet of them. A severe lack of rational/logical thinking capability and a similar inability to operate a motor vehicle within safe means.....
Example:
"I hate going to the mall on Friday's, just hundreds of pop-tarts wandering around blabbing about Hanna Montana"
"She's a pop-tart alright"
"I hate going to the mall on Friday's, just hundreds of pop-tarts wandering around blabbing about Hanna Montana"
"She's a pop-tart alright"
Pop Tart
Example:
"damn look at those pop tarts over there" -random person #1
"i know don't waste your time, they're all way too easy."
-random person #2
"damn look at those pop tarts over there" -random person #1
"i know don't waste your time, they're all way too easy."
-random person #2