Punted Definition| Urban Word Dictionary

Punted

Kicked from behind, or off a bridge

Punted

by spracdracular on Dec 05, 2016 09:05:09

To make a stupid mistake that causes oneself to lose.

Example:
Fred was on the verge of victory. He had his opponent down to 1 life but forgot to take his draw step. He sure punted that game of magic.

Punted

by Redwhitepill on May 01, 2022 20:12:54

To cancel/blow off an obligation.

Example:
I was supposed to work a double today… I punted.

Punted

by Dj Dec (Declan) on Dec 13, 2008 04:38:25

I first made this saying after finding that sometimes owned and pwned can't describe my feeling good enough.
Used in online games for when someone gets completely destroyed. Can also be used for when someone gets happyslapped or hit by something in the face or genitals very hard. I intended this to be used with a deep voiced announcer like Unreal Tournament.
Best used over a Microphone.

Example:
(DjDec kills Killer667 with a tank shell)
DjDec: PUNTED!!!!

(Killer667 left the game)
Stupot101: LMAO!!!!

Punted

by Broady68 on May 21, 2012 23:44:28

If you use a pun in a clever or funny way to jibe or mock someone else.

BTW those last two tags were a load of shit, had to come up with five, so...

Example:
Alice: What does the phrase "a bit left field" mean?
Izzy: That question's a bit left field isn't it? Punted!!

Punt

by Time & Relevant Queef in Space on Dec 19, 2018 05:30:28

1) To get hit by something and go flying at very high speeds.

2) To get hit by something

Example:
I'll punt him into a wall if I ever see him again.

punt

by Top Tipster on Jan 11, 2013 06:43:50

To have a bet.

Example:
John: I have a feeling QPR will beat Man U today.
Alex: At 14/1, it's worth a punt!

punt

by bob bmac on Aug 30, 2006 07:00:38

To kick an object as far and hard as possible

Example:
you punted the ball over the fence bell-end!

and punt

by onlineprguy on Sep 03, 2007 04:37:08

to end an awkward conversation, or respond to an off-color or bad joke.

on a broader scale - and punt can be used to change a conversation's topic, or swapped in as a verbal exclamation point to emphasis one's point or argument, or even to convey excitement.

Example:
1. After hearing his coworker tell an unusually bad joke, Maxwell exclaimed, "and punt!"

2. Upon hearing his friends hired him strippers for his bachelor party, Dick exclaimed "and punt!"

Punting

by katost on Apr 19, 2011 02:40:09

rowing down a river in a wannabe gondola with a big stick, usually done by posh uni students in Oxford or Cambridge....or tourists....or romantic couples on their first holiday together :)

Example:
Oh har har Charles! Look at us and our diplomas punting down this cambridgeshire river, we live our lives spiffingly well!

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