Rutledged

To pretend your absolutely wasted, more than any one else, and attract as much attention to yourself even if you have only had a couple of beers.



rutledge
Example:
“Said Mrs. Carmichael to her 17-year-old daughter, ‘if you are going to pleasure yourself dear, be sure to use the edible end of the carrot, not the rutledge’”.


Rutledge
(Verb) To pull just enough of a penis out of one’s mouth to apologize for an offense. Variation on the “Milton Berle” (pulling just enough of one’s penis out to show that it’s larger than another, but no more)

Named after Rutledge, PA, where local legend holds that one of the town’s namesakes regularly offered oral sex to avoid punishment from law enforcement.
Example:
Dan’s going to have to Rutledge me for forgetting his manners.”


Rutledge Dirtroad
When you happen onto a dirt road in Rutledge, GA, and you happen to be menstruating but wanting to have sex. To turn on your partner, you take your tampon out in front of him, lick it seductively, and then throw it over a bridge. Usually after this happens, you'll notice if your partner is completely grossed out or totally horny from your little show. If he happens to be horny, you jump on his dick and give him the best fuck of his life. If grossed out, then obviously your partner is lame, and you are just shit out of luck. Sorry.

Keep It Classy.
Example:
After we Rutledge Dirtroaded, his dick was so bloody, and he loved it.


sticky rutledge
While your doing a girl from behind, when you are ready to cum simply pull out and blow your load on her back. Then use your finger to draw a picture of a Pelican on her back with your semen. Then reach down and twist her foot so hard she will no longer be able to walk.
Example:
I wonder if the reason that girl is using crutches is she got sticky rutledged.


craving rutledge
desiring sex or sensuality
Example:
Hey! Why are you so down?

Oh man! I'm craving rutledge!


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