ROLF

Originally meant to be ROFL, which stands for "Rolling On (the) Floor Laughing", it gradually turned into ROLF because it rolls off the tongue easier.



ROLF
(ar`o`el`ef) v. abbr. Roll Over Laughing, Floorless, 1. to find something so funny that one loses all sense of time and space and drops into the abyss, 2. inability to properly key internet acronyms (short forms) because one finds something so funny.
Example:
"ROLF. wuz dat ever funny ... er ... i mean ROFL. ogm. cant believe i said that ... er ... i mean omg. oll. cant spel laffin so hard ... er ... i mean lol"


ROLF
It's an acronym for Rolling On Lawn Farting.

Usually used by those people that change things around and all that as attempts to either confuse us or humor us. Either way we hate it and that's why you are here looking it up.
Example:
Someone says something on the Internet to another guy so he responds with a simple "ROLF" which causes the first guy to either pass it as a typo or ask "rolf?" so the guy says that he was rolling on his lawn farting.


ROLF
created when the common instant messenger acronym "rofl" (rolling on the floor laughing) was misspelled, ROLF is an acronym for "really old lady fucking". often used to describe what people you dont like do in parking lots.
Example:
youre gonna be an old lady someday rolfing it up with some stud, i can see it


ROLF
An acronym that is short for "Rolling on Leather Furniture". Typically used for things like instant messaging and text messaging.Is very popular among the rich or tacky, since they are the typical owners of leather furniture.
Example:
Person 1: I was speaking to a peasant today, and he told me he didn't know what an omelette du fromage was!

Person 2: ROLF!


ROLF
1. A mispronunciation of the term ROFL
2. A religion, the best damn religion invented
3. Newly created cult
4. Last name of an inspirational teacher
5. Type of laughter (Roll on laughing floor) a drunk person would describe
Example:
Keen to go ROLF?


ROLF
An alternate acronym that means "Rolling over Large Feces". ROLF is a much stronger version of the acronym "ROFL". If something is so funny, you would roll over large feces.
Example:
Online Convo
Al: I got fingered in the butt by a homeless man today
(5 minutes later)
Al: ...you there?
Amanda: LOL That was so funny I had to go ROLF!!!!


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