text messaging

a method of cellular communication used by teenage girls who either...A: think it's cuteB: like to waste timeC: think that it makes them look tech-savvy.



text messaging
the act of sending a typed message via cell phone; a very efficient and addicting way of communication.
Example:
Ashley is addicted to text messaging, and she went 2500 texts over her limit last month.


text messaging
1. The dumbest this in the world, why would you spend 15 minutes writing something on your phone, when you can call them up and tell them in a minute.
2. Nigga Technology- don't start wild&out saying I'm racist, I don't mean it in a disrespectful way. I am using it as a general term for ignorant mothafuckas. someone of any race can be an ignorant muthafucka
3. Involves typing with thumbs Which I just don't approve of.
4. Fun fact, nothing typed by some niggaz thumbs has ever been important
5. Text messaging sucks
Example:
Person 1: What are you doing?
Person 2: Text messaging
Person 1: Can you print out your conversations?
Person 2: No
Person 1: You wanna know why? Cause niggaz never have anything to print


Text Message
1. a way for teens to breakup with each other...
2. The act of messaging someone via cellular device...
3. something that the cellular phone companies use to gain mucho Dinero off horomonally stressed teens...
Example:
1. oh my gosh! john just broke my heart via text message *cries*
2. i just got a text message! SWEET!!!
3. I just got a text message! it only cost me 10 cents, and i diddnt agree to recieve it! YES!


text message
What teenagers do while trying to order their food from a fast-food restaurant from employees who ar working there to pay off their student loans.
Example:
Fast-Food Employee: Hi, how can I help you?

Teenager (while typing a text message): Yeah...uh...um....

Fast-Food Emlpoyee: Are you ready to order?

Teenager (still texting): Uh....yeah....uh....

Fast-Food Employee: (slightly annoyed): Have you decided what you'd like to order today?

Teenaer (still texting): Uh....um....I would like....um.....uh....

Fast-Food Employee: F*ck this! I'm going to the Navy.


Text messaging
1. An act that should never be done while in a car, during class, or in any other situation in which one should be paying attention.
2. An act that numerous teenagers often do while in a car, during class, or in any other situation in which they should be paying attention.
Example:
Idiotic teenage driver: *whips out cell phone and starts text messaging*
Intelligent teenager: Whoa! What the hell are you doing?! You're going to get us killed!
Idiotic teenage driver: Huh? Did you say something? *swerves*


text message
the dumbest fucking thing ever created.
usually used instead of just calling one and talking thus
making a simple 5 or 10 minute conversation last
20 to 30 minutes or more depending on texting skills.
sends user into a zombie like state cause ones little
fucking pea sized brain cant handle more than one thing at a time
Example:
fuck the text message example theres no need,
look out side your window and you will see someone
texting thats your fucking example, its like aids all the fuck over with no cure.


text MESSage
when someone sends a text, most likely when they are under the influence, and the recipient can't make out a single word that they were trying to say mostly because the sender has lost the ability to spell.
Example:
Drunk Sender: Hie budbie, can u gixe mi a rido himo?

Reciever: What? This is a total text MESSage!


Text Messaging
The dumbest this in the world, why would you spend 15 minutes writing something on your phone, when you can call them up and tell them in a minute, Fucking Waste of time and money.
Example:
Text Messaging
John:what time does the game start?
Scott:You missed it, Just ended
John:I texted you like 2 hours ago
Scott:Never got it
John Bullshit!
Scott:FUCK TEXTING JUST CALL ME!


Text message
When you tell someone to send you meaningless texts just so that you can use your phone to massage yourself or somebody else.
Example:
Hey John can you give me a Text message? Just send me the same text like 50 times.


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