rotten eggs
Example:
1. "She's being such a bitch" is changed to "She's being such rotten eggs"
"What a shitty day" is changed to "What a rotten eggs day"
2. Claire can't have babies. She's got rotten eggs
3. I had rotten eggs for breakfast and my breath smell like rotten eggs. What a rotten eggs day.
1. "She's being such a bitch" is changed to "She's being such rotten eggs"
"What a shitty day" is changed to "What a rotten eggs day"
2. Claire can't have babies. She's got rotten eggs
3. I had rotten eggs for breakfast and my breath smell like rotten eggs. What a rotten eggs day.
Rotten egg
A closeted trans person or unaware egg who is transphobic to armour that closet. This is how Haggard’s Law applies to transphobes too.
Example:
Alice: Bob is the most obvious rotten egg ever. He can’t even go 5 seconds without emphasising his transphobia.
Claire: When you’re bullshitting your way through life, stupidity like that tends to arise.
Alice: Bob is the most obvious rotten egg ever. He can’t even go 5 seconds without emphasising his transphobia.
Claire: When you’re bullshitting your way through life, stupidity like that tends to arise.
rotten-egg fart
A really REALLY bad smeeling fart that
contains a HUGE amount of hydrogen
sulfide, contained in the familiar and
noxious odor of the proteins breaking
down from bacterial growth within...
you guessed it, a rotting egg.
And boy! those are straight up nasty.
contains a HUGE amount of hydrogen
sulfide, contained in the familiar and
noxious odor of the proteins breaking
down from bacterial growth within...
you guessed it, a rotting egg.
And boy! those are straight up nasty.
rotten eggs
Example:
father: son come here. You bloody report card is here.
son: oh, is it really full of rotten eggs?. if my report card has rotten eggs in it, I won't even bother looking at it.
father: in that case, lol, I can take away your allowance. Now, kiss Don Corleone's ring, or die.
son: I guess either you eat bacon, or you are wrong.
father: son come here. You bloody report card is here.
son: oh, is it really full of rotten eggs?. if my report card has rotten eggs in it, I won't even bother looking at it.
father: in that case, lol, I can take away your allowance. Now, kiss Don Corleone's ring, or die.
son: I guess either you eat bacon, or you are wrong.
rotten egg gash
Rotten egg gash is when a girl forgets she has a tampon in there for a few weeks and it starts to real.
Example:
Hey, I went down on this chick and she had Rotten egg gash, it smelled Superbad and I caught the string of the tampon in my teeth.
Hey, I went down on this chick and she had Rotten egg gash, it smelled Superbad and I caught the string of the tampon in my teeth.
rotten egg drop soup
while receiving a head job, you cum in her mouth and then she keeps going and you then piss in her mouth (unexpectedly). sometimes you just can't hold it. you can also pee before you cum, (soup before appetizer variation), but it's alot less likely you'll get to finish. the real pro move, for the freaks, is like a combo of a pearl necklace and a golden shower (the king tut variation). it is willing and welcomed. there are confirmed reports of the original move, and a couple videos of the king tut version, but not the soup before app legend.
Example:
Bob was so drunk last night that he gave me a rotten egg drop soup while i was going down on him! What a douche, although I kinda liked it...
Bob was so drunk last night that he gave me a rotten egg drop soup while i was going down on him! What a douche, although I kinda liked it...
rotten ham and eggs
rotten egg yolks
Example:
father: son come here. You bloody report card is here.
son: oh, is it really full of rotten egg yolks ?. if my report card is nothing but rotten egg yolks, I won't even bother looking at it.
father: in that case, lol, I can take away your allowance. Now, kiss Don Corleone's ring or die.
son: I guess either you eat bacon, or you are wrong.
father: son come here. You bloody report card is here.
son: oh, is it really full of rotten egg yolks ?. if my report card is nothing but rotten egg yolks, I won't even bother looking at it.
father: in that case, lol, I can take away your allowance. Now, kiss Don Corleone's ring or die.
son: I guess either you eat bacon, or you are wrong.