SPARKLY VAMPIRE

1-A pussy vampire who sparkles and looks "kawaii" in the bright sunshine.The excuse for vampires in the horrible Twilight series.Something that is, apparently, supposed to make me cream my panties. It makes me gag on phlem.2- An insult for someone who acts all tough then goes home and massages his prostate.



Sparkly Vampires
SparklyVampires.com is a website that absolutely rips Twilight a new asshole.
Example:
"Hey, did you check out that Sparkly Vampires website? Dude, Twilight has like six anal cavities now."


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