Sad Face
A sad face is an expression used in electronic communication such as texting and emails to convey an emotion without using an emoticon. Nevertheless, caution should be used when interpreting this term due to wide range of emotions that may be attached to it. It could mean "sad face" as in "I pouted for half a second" or it could mean "sad face" as in "I'm broken hearted beyond belief." "Sad face" is tied with "I am" for the shortest complete sentence in the English language.
Example:
He thought she was joking when she texted him "Sad face" but then she threw herself off of a cliff and he always blamed himself for her suicide.
He thought she was joking when she texted him "Sad face" but then she threw herself off of a cliff and he always blamed himself for her suicide.
sad face
Sad Face; plural, Sad Faces
- Adjective
A female, typically but not always a member of the Jewish faith, raised or residing in the mid-Atlantic region of the United States. Predominant characteristics include brown hair, moderate height, a body mass index of 20 and a particular set of common facial characteristics. Although the majority of sad faces hail from affluent suburbs, they are also found in major cities such as New York and Philadelphia. Universities such as Emory, George Washington and the University of Pennsylvania frequently serve as finishing schools for sad faces, instilling in them the tribal culture and value system necessary for adherence to social norms, as well as a selection process for potential mates (see also: meat stick). While not an ironclad requirement, a discreet level of sexual promiscuity is a common trait.
- Adjective
A female, typically but not always a member of the Jewish faith, raised or residing in the mid-Atlantic region of the United States. Predominant characteristics include brown hair, moderate height, a body mass index of 20 and a particular set of common facial characteristics. Although the majority of sad faces hail from affluent suburbs, they are also found in major cities such as New York and Philadelphia. Universities such as Emory, George Washington and the University of Pennsylvania frequently serve as finishing schools for sad faces, instilling in them the tribal culture and value system necessary for adherence to social norms, as well as a selection process for potential mates (see also: meat stick). While not an ironclad requirement, a discreet level of sexual promiscuity is a common trait.
Example:
1) I love the summertime! Hey Leroy, have you seen all the sad faces parading around Murray Hill?
2) Yo have you met Horace's buddy Lance? He's hysterical; he goes on JDate and hammers a different sad face every night of the week
3) Dude I'm so mangled! I was creeping last week and I think some sad face dimed me out to my girl
4) Happy: Look at her! Pappy: I'm not really into that whole sad face thing
1) I love the summertime! Hey Leroy, have you seen all the sad faces parading around Murray Hill?
2) Yo have you met Horace's buddy Lance? He's hysterical; he goes on JDate and hammers a different sad face every night of the week
3) Dude I'm so mangled! I was creeping last week and I think some sad face dimed me out to my girl
4) Happy: Look at her! Pappy: I'm not really into that whole sad face thing
sad face
A sudden and extreme need or desire to defecate. Sensations of despair and hopelessness prevail over all other emotions, dampening out any joy or laughter that may be surrounding the person afflicted, thus resulting in a sad face. Relieved only by the timely use of the latrine. Typically occurs after nicotine is introduced into the body.
sad face
Girl who gets severly beaten and is therefor sad. Sad face is usually beaten by a close family member/ and or any random person. Will give self up sexually for any amount of food/ respect.
Example:
The sad face says, "Blimey daddy is it nessecary for you to beat me with a rusty tire iron?"
The sad face says, "Blimey daddy is it nessecary for you to beat me with a rusty tire iron?"
Resting sad face
The appearance of sadness or sorrow in ones face while at rest, despite not feeling unhappy.
For example: Keanu Reeves, park bench.
For example: Keanu Reeves, park bench.
Example:
"What's wrong? Smile!"
"Nothing is wrong, this is my face"
"Oh really? You have resting sad face"
"What's wrong? Smile!"
"Nothing is wrong, this is my face"
"Oh really? You have resting sad face"
uber sad face
Sad face emoji
When you should have a feeling of sadness, but you yourself are not actually sad and you can't convey emotions of sadness
Face-Sad
The act of becoming sad and/or depressed when viewing pictures on Facebook where all the people seem to be having fun and you're sitting at home...on Facebook.
Example:
Was checking out my ex on Facebok yesterday. She's always going out partying and having fun without me, it made me Face-Sad.
Was checking out my ex on Facebok yesterday. She's always going out partying and having fun without me, it made me Face-Sad.