on my uncle grave
Something a girl like Carlee Wilson would say, to try to be cool. Related to phrases such as “on my momma” or “on gang”
my uncle
a person who will sexually assault u anytime he sees you u better run or he will whoop your ass ,we will get his gang together and they will put u in there van .My Uncle Ted
Refers to a creepy (often theoretical) person who is usually an uncle by genetics or marriage, else is a close male friend of the family who has a strong pedophilia feeling, and sometimes appears to be homosexual too. This always applies to adult men who have been accused or convicted of sexual violence/rape, child molestation, or bestiality, likes pornography, lives in a cave, is over 40 w/ a receding hairline, excessive back hair, ear hair, and nose hair, and/or gets a boner every time he see's a person under 12 years of age. These people should generally be avoided.
Example:
Person 1: "Would Chuck Norris be considered My Uncle Ted, considering he has banged every female in existence, which implies that he had a boner while around people under 12 years of-"
Incoming Roundhouse Kick: *POW*
Person 1: *Gasps for breath as he/she dies on ground*
Person 2: "That's what you get for questioning Chuck Norr-"
Incoming Roundhouse Kick: *POW*
Person 2: *Gasps for breath as he/she dies on ground*
Chuck Norris: "That's what you get for being in the presence of someone who has questioned Chuck Norris."
Incoming Roundhouse Kick: *FAIL*
Chuck Norris: "Nice try Mr T., but only I can do that." *PWNZ*
Person 1: "Would Chuck Norris be considered My Uncle Ted, considering he has banged every female in existence, which implies that he had a boner while around people under 12 years of-"
Incoming Roundhouse Kick: *POW*
Person 1: *Gasps for breath as he/she dies on ground*
Person 2: "That's what you get for questioning Chuck Norr-"
Incoming Roundhouse Kick: *POW*
Person 2: *Gasps for breath as he/she dies on ground*
Chuck Norris: "That's what you get for being in the presence of someone who has questioned Chuck Norris."
Incoming Roundhouse Kick: *FAIL*
Chuck Norris: "Nice try Mr T., but only I can do that." *PWNZ*
Call my Uncle
Like My Uncle
When you turn something awkwardly stated into something that sounds like you got touched by your uncle.
Example:
bambam- it was weird when me and my black boyfriend touched butts when we had sex.
brendan- o just like my uncle at our family christmas party when we were alone.
bambam-really?
brendan- No sick fuck.
bambam- it was weird when me and my black boyfriend touched butts when we had sex.
brendan- o just like my uncle at our family christmas party when we were alone.
bambam-really?
brendan- No sick fuck.
wunkle my uncle
My uncle burt
Example:
“I’m going to go mini golfing with my uncle Burt, later dad!”
“You don’t have an uncle Burt!”
“Wha-“
“I’m going to go mini golfing with my uncle Burt, later dad!”
“You don’t have an uncle Burt!”
“Wha-“
My uncle Jack's off
A very funny "childrens" book written by Bo nehr, that includes multiple references to "Veiny Necked Birds", "Big Hairy Sacks", and "White Sticky Trails". The title of the book can be misleading to some, so to clarify, the apostrophe between the K and the S is replacing the letter I, so the title of the book is actually "My Uncle Jack IS Off", for all you dirty minded schlongs out there
My uncle works at Nintendo
"My uncle works at Nintendo" is a facetious statement which is often jokingly used to spread false insider information about Nintendo and its upcoming projects.
People try to get others to believe that they have received insider information from their uncle who supposedly works at the video game company.
The lie is so well known that in internet culture, it has become a joke way for people to signal that any information they're about to say will be false.
People try to get others to believe that they have received insider information from their uncle who supposedly works at the video game company.
The lie is so well known that in internet culture, it has become a joke way for people to signal that any information they're about to say will be false.
Example:
My uncle works at Nintendo and he said Raiden will be a playable character in the next Super Smash Bros.
My uncle works at Nintendo and he said Raiden will be a playable character in the next Super Smash Bros.
My uncle touched my weewee
Example:
Uncle: hey son pick up that penny I dropped
Me: okay!
Uncle: drops pants
Me: looks up
Uncle:😤
my uncle touched my weewee 😳
Uncle: hey son pick up that penny I dropped
Me: okay!
Uncle: drops pants
Me: looks up
Uncle:😤
my uncle touched my weewee 😳