Shambles
A word, when called, nullifies a previous shotgun call, and immediately enters the "shotgun"-caller and the "shambles"-caller into a best-two-out-of-three paper-rock-scissors match, winner receiving the shotgun seat.
NOTE: "Shambles" may be avoided by modifying the "shotgun" call to "shotgun-no-shambles".
NOTE: "Shambles" may be avoided by modifying the "shotgun" call to "shotgun-no-shambles".
Example:
"Shotgun!"
"Shambles."
(paper-rock-scissors match ensues)
(or)
"Shotgun, No Shambles."
"You win."
"Shotgun!"
"Shambles."
(paper-rock-scissors match ensues)
(or)
"Shotgun, No Shambles."
"You win."
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Shambly
Adjective. The state of being where one's life is in "shambles." Typically occurs the morning after fraternity parties or during exam weeks.
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Shamble
A structure in a golf competition which allows golfers with higher handicaps to defeat golfers with lower handicaps without requiring them to perform.
Shambly
Adj. When one is in a state of confusion in which their life is disorderly and chaotic; also used to describe when one is disheveled, haggard or just a complete mess.
Shambly
A term used by basic bitches to say they and/or their life is "in shambles," or a huge fucking mess. Usually refers to being sloppy and drunk off one's ass.
Example:
Terri: "Omg Stacy, did you see how shambly Karen was at the frat party?"
Stacy: "I can't even. After she threw up, I heard she literally gave Trevor road head when he drove her home in his Prius."
Terri: "Omg Stacy, did you see how shambly Karen was at the frat party?"
Stacy: "I can't even. After she threw up, I heard she literally gave Trevor road head when he drove her home in his Prius."