a keeper

a term used to describe a guy that you love very much and plan to "keep",makes you laugh has the best personality funny cute and sexycheers you up when you are sad, makes you smile constantly by just being him.always on your mind and just the thought of him brightens up your entire day,being with him makes you the happiest girl in the world, and there is not one thing you would change about him.he is the first thing you think of when you wake,and the last thing at night,if your guy is a keeper hang on to him he makes life worth while



a keeper
a term used to describe a girl that you love very much and plan to "keep",
makes you laugh has the best personality funny cute and sexy

cheers you up when you are sad, makes you smile constantly by just being her.
always on your mind and just the thought of her brightens up your entire day,
being with her makes you the happiest guy in the world, and there is not one thing you would change about her.
she is the first thing you think of when you wake,and the last thing at night,
if your girl is a keeper hang on to her she makes life worth while
Example:
guy1: omg you are so lucky your girl is just perfect
guy2: i know :$ she's a keeper.


keeper
Someone who would make better marriage material than baby momma material.

Someone who you'd likely spend the rest of your life with if you found him or her.

If there were more keepers in the US, the divorce rate would be MUCH lower!!!
Example:
Jane has nice legs, ass and thighs, a good job, and she is even more beautiful inside. She's definately a keeper!


The Keeper
an alternative menstrual product - a small natural gum rubber cup worn internally to catch the menses. since it's only a receptacle, there's no chance of toxic shock; it can hold 1 fluid ounce (most women only bleed 2-4 oz total over the course of their period); it can be worn up to 12 hours; it lasts 10 years. it rules.
Example:
fuck tampons - i use the keeper, bitches.


Keeper
A keeper defends the three rings in a game of Quiddich. They have to block the Quaffle from entering any of the three rings.
Example:
And all he has to do as a Keeper is to make sure that the quaffle doesn't get in. Then we'll win for sure!


Keeper
AI Matchmaking site that will find you a husband/wife for $250,000 or boyfriend/girlfriend for $10,000. Guaranteed to satisfy 100% of your preferences for a partner.
Example:
"Yo Derek, where'd you meet that 5'7" Catholic who likes bone broth and wants 3 kids?"
"We met on Keeper. I told them I only want to meet bone broth Catholics."


keeper
Abbr. of Goalkeeper in Futbol,Soccer, or "UK" football.
Example:
'keeper: Crike. I have to go to Keeper practice four times a week? And I'm still in Division Three.

instructer: ha. Soory. when you jump for highballs, always yell "'keeper".


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