Shart
The word is a combination of "shit" and "fart"---you get the idea. It's when you let out a massive fart and end up with some hershey stains on your drawers/panties.
Shart
When you fart and a little bit or a whole lot of shit comes out.Can also have some quite humourous results..I will now tell you a story....Once upon a time me, my cousin and his GF were having Macdonalds.My cousin told me (In hushed whispers) that he needed to fart really bad but didn't want his GF to hear.I told him to try and make it an SBD.Colin (my cousin) made a SBD but at a horrible cost....By the time we left the establishment it was on the floor.......I had to go back and clean it up....It was horrific.......................The moral of the story is....If this happens to you RUN!!! don't go back and clean it up...............RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Here are my helpful (Maybe) catergories.Cat1:Slight wet sensation...You got off easy...Cat2:Spreads all over inside of boxers/briefs. If your going commando this could be a problem.Cat3:Soaks through boxers/briefs and wets inside of pants.If your going commando this is catergory 4.Cat4:Has soaked through to the outside of pants and has now left a big brown/green mark on back of them.Cat5:Runs down leg (Really bad if your wearing socks or god forbid...a skirt! 0.0 ....) ......Cat6: An explosion (Example of it found in story).Shart
Shart
Plural: Sharts
When you put enough pressure on your farts, that particals of shit come out of your anus too.
When you put enough pressure on your farts, that particals of shit come out of your anus too.
Example:
Person: What?! You just totally sharted man!
Person 2: How can you tell?
Person: I heard a loud blast and your pants is covered with crap.
Person: What?! You just totally sharted man!
Person 2: How can you tell?
Person: I heard a loud blast and your pants is covered with crap.
Shart
Shart
Shit and Fart combined to make the word Shart.
In my school some one wrote Dude I Just Shart on the bathroom wall.
And two times in my school I walked into the bathroom and saw Sharted boxers thrown in a corner, the bathroom was later closed off and cleansed.
When You Eat a lot of Taco Bell and Fart and also discover that you shit your pants.
Everybody has Sharted at least once or twice in there lifetime.
Don't lie you have Sharted yourself one time.
People who Shart themselves tend to smell like Aquil
In my school some one wrote Dude I Just Shart on the bathroom wall.
And two times in my school I walked into the bathroom and saw Sharted boxers thrown in a corner, the bathroom was later closed off and cleansed.
When You Eat a lot of Taco Bell and Fart and also discover that you shit your pants.
Everybody has Sharted at least once or twice in there lifetime.
Don't lie you have Sharted yourself one time.
People who Shart themselves tend to smell like Aquil
Example:
Duded I Just Shart.
Chuck Norris Just Shart Your Pants.
While Kyle Was Jacking Off He Shart His Pants.
Timmy Got Exited About Christmas And Shart Himself.
When Alex Was Having Sex He Shart his pants And His Girlfriend Left Him.
Duded I Just Shart.
Chuck Norris Just Shart Your Pants.
While Kyle Was Jacking Off He Shart His Pants.
Timmy Got Exited About Christmas And Shart Himself.
When Alex Was Having Sex He Shart his pants And His Girlfriend Left Him.
Shart
Noun: The combination of the solid waste and gas excreted from the anus simultaneously.
Verb: The act of excreting shit and gas while farting!
The origin of the word "shart" is credited to L. Crowley (1986) after observing her brother excrete a little extra something along with his explosive gas after after a night of endulgence at the turkey testical festival.
Verb: The act of excreting shit and gas while farting!
The origin of the word "shart" is credited to L. Crowley (1986) after observing her brother excrete a little extra something along with his explosive gas after after a night of endulgence at the turkey testical festival.
Shart
Example:
I just had a shart. Where's the nearest bathroom so's I
can wipe my ass and flush my gynch down the toilet.
I just sharted. Does anyone have
some asswipe?
I just had a shart. Where's the nearest bathroom so's I
can wipe my ass and flush my gynch down the toilet.
I just sharted. Does anyone have
some asswipe?
Shart
Cross between a fart and a shit. Where you think your just going to be doing a ripper of a fart but it contains undesirable solid matter.
Example:
John: Man Im hungover, this greasy burger is great! Think I need to fart though.
Silence......fart noises.
John: Ah no that was a shart!
Paul: Man thats fucking disgusting!
John: Shit yeah, I better go do the wipe test and change my undies!
Paul: Pwoarrr!! That stinks, fuck off!
John: Man Im hungover, this greasy burger is great! Think I need to fart though.
Silence......fart noises.
John: Ah no that was a shart!
Paul: Man thats fucking disgusting!
John: Shit yeah, I better go do the wipe test and change my undies!
Paul: Pwoarrr!! That stinks, fuck off!
Shart
What happens when you think you have to fart but a little shit pops out when you fart. Damn, I just sharted!