resource
1. a person who is defined as departmental cog for a business / company
2. a peon
3. a person whose chin is a shelf for management's nutsac
2. a peon
3. a person whose chin is a shelf for management's nutsac
Resource
resources
The amount of money available to you. The amount of money you own or have. Wealth, capital, property, possessions.
resources
Resourcer
A recruitment company employee not unlike working as a galley slave in the middle ages.(Slightly better paid but longer hours)
resource
Being very knowledgable with the freaks of nature
Resourcements
A broad term used to describe either man-power or supplies. Used frequently by military officers in desperate need of help.
Subhuman Resources
That which passes for Human Resources, the corporate repository for people too feckless, indolent and dull-witted to survive by eating out of dumpsters. Circumventing the certain risk to production, process or profit these fools represent, Subhuman Resources serves the double purpose of barring such incompetents from mucking up the works by turning them loose to harry the employees who actually do contribute to company success.
Famously sexless, humorless and brainless, this office also serves to repel rodents if, ironically, by employing them.
Famously sexless, humorless and brainless, this office also serves to repel rodents if, ironically, by employing them.
Example:
When April was caught stealing employee lunch boxes they promoted her to Subhuman Resources
When April was caught stealing employee lunch boxes they promoted her to Subhuman Resources
Human Resources
Soulless, mendacious, spineless, shit-eating prick twisters who aren't smart enough to be lawyers or empathetic enough to be child molesters.
Example:
That lying fuckface Tim in HR won't do shit about my useless boss. Human Resources strikes again.
That lying fuckface Tim in HR won't do shit about my useless boss. Human Resources strikes again.