Shmone

When a couple disappears for an extended period of time to do naughty things



Fart Shmone
A smartphone that is so old, but the user does not bother to get a new one. The updates down work and it just about works but you can't buy a charger for it if you lose it. If you do get 100% charge it will last half an hour. The user will generally answer it in private.
Example:
Did you see her phone? It fell out of her bag. She makes out she is-up-date but it was clearly a fart shmone.


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