on a friday

the old name of Radiohead before they were.



Friday
Originally named in celebration of a Norse Goddess, Friya's Day or Friday was perhaps the most sought after day of the week. People would fall to their knees and Thank God It's Friday. However strict guidelines for celebrating this holy day were made famous by Rebecca Black's song.

Commandments of Friday:

Thou shall eat cereal at precisely 7 a.m.
Thou shall heavily consider which seat to take.
Thou shall Get Down on Friday.
Thou shall know tomorrow is Saturday
Thou shall be Partyin' Partyin'.
Example:
Tony: "Its Friday Friday, Gotta get down on Friday"

Johnson: "Herman its Friday? That means Partyin' partyin' YEAH

Alex: "Herman, its friday, i don't know which seat to take"

Herman: ...It's 7am and you fuckers ruined my favorite day of the week already. Can't a guy get his Frosted Flakes in peace?"


Friday
The day after Thursday and preceding Saturday. Also the day in which a 15 year old generally eats cereal for breakfast directly before going down to the bus stop. After that one conveniently forgets about the bus and then proceed to see one's friends driving by. Their car is nearly full but one still feels the need to make a decision on which seat to take, front or back. One then proceeds to drive around singing in autotune and dancing awkwardly. On Friday it is also very common to be extremely excited and to have a ball.
Example:
Yesterday was Thursday, Thursday
Today i-is Friday, Friday (Partyin’)
We-we-we so excited
We so excited
We gonna have a ball today
Tomorrow is Saturday
And Sunday comes afterwards
I don’t want this weekend to end


It's friday
the day to cut your ears off and cry to bed knowing that song is stuck in your head
Example:
It's friday, then saturday, and sunday comes afterwards!


Fridaying
When you are dying to get out of work/school on Friday and cannot focus on anything work/school related.
Example:
I know it's only 10am but I am Fridaying so hard right now.

I have so much work to do but nothing is getting done cause I'm Fridaying .


Friday
the day of the week everyone looks forward to according to Rebecca Black who clearly emphasizes this at least a thousand times for lack of better song writing
Example:
thanks to this song we will never think of friday the same again.

why friday you ask? well, because...

WE GOTTA GET DOWN ON FRIDAY
PARTYIN PARTYIN
FUN FUN FUN
LOOKING FORWARD TO THE WEEKEND
YESTERDAY WAS THURSDAY
TODAY IS FRIDAY
WE SO EXCITED

~brilliant lyrics courtesy Rebecca Black - Friday


Friday
Rebecca Black's one hit wonder. The song that's so stupid it's smart. It is also the reason why you know that the day before Friday is Thursday and that the day after Friday is Saturday and after that comes Sunday. It also makes you want to get your bowl and cereal and choose between the front seat and the back seat while one of your underaged friends is driving. Fun, fun, fun! Gotta get down on Friday.
Example:
Friday, Friday, gotta get down on Friday!


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