Simony

The irrational love of mediocre Cubs first-baseman Randall Simon.



Simoni
Says smh way too much. Sooper smort, always the mom of the group, doesn't want to be a bad girl, hates the use of the r word. Is simped on by the Comrades, friend shhreya super cringe, apparently she hates this guy named like akash or smtn. Destroys every guy that ever liked her. Helps others before she helps herself, also she doesn't like this girl i don't remember her name but it was something along the lines of brown chick or something. This fucker named indo or smtn has a crush on her.
Example:
Simoni: hate and depression are strong words.
Simoni: people have insecurities


Simoni
Simoni. Pretty cool chic. Easy going, doesn’t really care much about anything unless it’s important to her. Rejects every guy yet complains she’s single. She’d rather have a small close friend group than a big one. She’s depressed. She’s hilarious. She’s really creative. She either loves you or hates you. She would rather raise a dog than a kid.
Example:
Man that Simoni sure is something.
Simoni.


Simoni
Simoni is the most beautiful, intelligent, kind, and goddess like women. Anywhere she goes she bring a beautiful energy around her and is always glowing. Simoni is a type of person you can go to because she will always be there to comfort you and offer you her support. Simoni is genuine, unique, and so rare. A women like looks like, speaks like, and acts like a goddess. She is the baddest b and is so innocent. She is ambitious and will go out of her way to achieve what she wants and always strives for the best. She is a type of women you want to marry and keep in your life. Simoni is a blessing from god.
Example:
You: Wow, have you met a person that is just so amazing it blows your mind?

Me: yeah, I have met Simoni and it’s like heaven on earth


Simoni
Simoni is one of the sweetest person you'll ever ,they tend to think very logical, almost like lawyers, usually have long hair but they might cut it short just bc they don't feel pretty with long hair.

They are tall and gorgeous. Might seem intimidating but are actually soft and clingy with people they like.

They like listening to music and reading book.
Example:
"Do you know simoni?"
"You mean that cool person we met yesterday?"


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