sweltering

When it's so hot in the room your shirt sticks to your back



Swelter
Adjective or interjection. It's a synonym of "swell" but with a modern twist. When you say it, you've gotta feel awesome. Picture yourself surfing while you say it, that helps.
Example:
Guy 1: "I got into USC, Man-bro!"
Guy 2: "Swelterrrrr"


Sweltering Throbber
A very large venous, almost impossible to talk down erection Called Sweltering Throbber because it is hot to the touch and pulsing with pure masculinity, can only be cured by plowing Lady GaGa
Example:
"Oh man I have a such a sweltering throbber right now"
"well then talk it down"
"I can't the only way it will go down is if i plow Lady Gaga"


Swelter sesh
The overwhelming internal warmth derived from the simple act of sitting in the suffocating heat of a parked car after a long day in the frigid work space. It is often accompanied by dissociative scrolling on one’s phone or a blissful slip into the dreamscape.
Example:
“Sorry it took so long for me to respond to after work, I was having a swelter sesh in my car.”

As I sat in misery, shivering under the AC at work, I thought to myself, “I can’t wait for my swelter sesh.”


swelter-in-place
Variation of shelter-in-place.

An order issued by federal, state, or local governments in response to the Coronavirus pandemic, advising citizens to remain at home during the hot summer months, in many cases, without air-conditioning.
Example:
Bro, imagine what we would be doing right now if there wasn't a swelter-in-place order; catchin' waves, pickin' up chicks, havin' a bonfire...all the bitchin' stuff we used to do before the 'rona.


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