A person stuck in the late 80's and early 90's as far as fashion, music, and slang are concerned. this person is also addicted to neon colors as well big hair and suglasses for a woman. A
faux-hawk is generally a tell-tale sign of a slattery as well, either on a man or woman.
A slattery also refuses to use CD's, declaring that tapes are the only true medium of playing music. They generally enjoy old-school rap as well, but to truly make a slattery happy you must play House of
Pain's hit "Jump Around". They often carry with them a
boombox, or wish that they were.
Either you are or you aren't a slattery, dressing in the style but using CD's alone will equate you to a poser.
A slattery is the
epitome of cool. (since they live in the generation that invented that word)