Stringfellow

1. verb: to extrapolate the truth through means not comprehendible. 2. noun: compulsive liar in denial of his douchebag existance. 3. adjective: something that exclaims douchebaggedness. (i.e. essence of being a douchebag.)



stringfellow
a guy with a small dick.
no girth.
balls havent descended.
hung like a 6th grader.
someone who experiences erectile dysfunction.

a guy who has no game, can't get laid, doesn't know what a pussy even looks like, and is a disgrace to all things male.
Example:
Girl 1: You had sex with him?
Girl 2: .... yeah
Girl 1: So.. how was it
Girl 2: awful, he's a total stringfellow

OR:
Guy 1: Did you fuck her?
Guy 2: Nah
Guy 1: Why, cuz you dont want her to find out youre a stringfellow?


john stringfellow
A chubby Mexican/ Chinese/ Indian person who sucks at every sport (careful though, he will deny this fact every time it is brought up upon him). He is know horrible argumentative stratigies. He will never shut up and is always seeking to out do anyone at anything and everything.
Example:
John Stringfellow is so annoying. Why can't he leave us alone?


peter stringfellow
a name given to an extremely stringy and elasticated mass of phlegm. not as thick and stodgy as an oyster but when you hoik it out and spit it as far as the eye can see, it gives a mild feeling of completion.
Example:
wow neil, how come you can spit so far? oh, .. its because i've had a mcdonalds milkshake and now i've got peter stringfellows.


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