zit
A skin condition that results from having dirt or oil clogging a sweat gland or epidermal
pore. These highly irritating, and unsightly formations include many types:1.
White Heads: These result when large amounts of puss build up under the surface of the skin. These are the most common type, and are the most satisfying to pop, as long as you're careful where you're aiming. These are easy to remedy, but most solutions are only temporary.2.
Black Heads: Deeply inground dirt can also clog the skin; however, unlike surface blemishes, these fester more deeply than their lighter colored cousins. They also may produce puss in addition. They are much more painful (and therefore much less fun) to pop. But, once popped, this variety will not return.3. Ingrown Hairs: These are caused by
scaredy-cat ostrich type hairs that don't like the surface, and bury their heads in the ... skin. When mashed, as other types, the hair no longer has a place to bury its head, and has to face the world ... head on.4.
Scar tissue: These are former, washed-up, "used-to-be" puss-geysers that have been dealt with improperly too many times before. THESE
HAUNTINGLY FAMILIAR HAS-BEENS WILL NEVER GO AWAY!
zit
by Junior on Jan 07, 2004 23:22:37
if a girl has
pimples anywhere visible, you can bet she's going to be easy. If they're the
quishy kind, you're even luckier. She'll be grateful for anything you do TO her or FOR her. Cuz
a lotta guys won't give her a straight look.
Example:
Jennie had zits on her face, her shoulders, and her tits. When we went to the secluded beach I found out she also had them in her rug, on her ass, and along her snatch. I was careful where I kissed her, but she took my pecker in, I think she hadn't had one in a long while.
I offered to help her with her zits. We showered together, I towelled her dry, then began to really clean her. For the
large ones, I froze them individually with an
icecube, then expressed them, and applied an
antibiotic cream. The ones in the lower end of her bush were most exciting, I was rock hard. I left the ones on her upper back for last. We lay there, her back to my front. As I slowly worked on her, I slipped my p*
nis between her lips and gently rocked until I came on her. How cud she be disgusted
when I'd been picking her zits all afternoon ?
zit
by J.R. J. on Jan 06, 2004 02:44:45
a good
talking point to get laid. If you can't style hair, do a
manicure or pedicure, or can't cook, helping her with her
zits is the next thing she'll be grateful for. If you're lucky, they're on her face (promoting eye contact) or on the top of her breasts (promoting eye candy) or somewhere south of her bellybutton (where you get to look at her snatch)
Example:
I offered to help her with her zits. We showered together, I towelled her dry, then began to really clean her. For the
large ones, I froze them individually with an
icecube, then expressed them, and applied an antibiotic cream. The ones in the lower end of her bush were most exciting, I was rock hard. I left the ones on her upper back for last. We lay there, her back to my front. As I slowly worked on her, I slipped my p*nis between her lips and gently rocked until I came on her. How cud she be disgusted
when I'd been picking her zits all afternoon ?
zit-zit
by Bobbio on Nov 30, 2004 14:29:48
Function: noun
1: Two
pimples that
combine to become one large-ass
pimple.
2: An insult referring to a person's two pimples, which have combined to become one large-ass pimple.
Example:
Whoa,
Connie! You've got a zit-zit on your
nose, so you'll be called a zit-zit.